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Three Short Jokes

By
Managing Real Estate Broker with Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma OREC#86951

HE MUST PAY


Husband and wife had a tiff.

Wife called up her mom and said, "He fought with me again, I am
coming to live with you."

Mom replied, "No darling, he must pay for his mistake.
I am coming to live with you."

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Today's Short Reading from the Bible... from Genesis:


"And God promised men that good and obedient wives
would be found in all corners of the earth."
Then, He made the earth round..........
and He laughed and laughed and laughed!

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Water in the carburetor

 


WIFE: "There is trouble with the car. It has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "Water in the carburetor? That's ridiculous "

WIFE: "I tell you the car has water in the carburetor."

HUSBAND: "You don't even know what a carburetor is. I'll check it out. Where's the car?"

WIFE: "In the pool"

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If you are searching for a property in McClain County (Cities: Purcell, Washington, Goldsby, Wayne, Dibble and Byars) or Cleveland County (Cities: Norman, Lexington, Noble and Slaughterville) I can help you find what you are looking for! As a Real Estate Professional I specialize in listing and selling residential real estate.  Whether those are new homes, resales, foreclosures, Real Estate Owned (REOs) or short sales, I can help you find your new home or sell your current property. I also handle farms, ranches, raw land and commercial properties.

 

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Licensed to SELL - Dedicated - Experienced - Honest - Than Maynard - Purcell, OK

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Than Maynard
REALTOR, CRB, Certified Short Sale agent, Certified Foreclosure Agent, Accredited REO Agent
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma Real Estate
1726 N Green Avenue, Purcell, OK 73080
CELL: (405) 990-8862
OFFICE: (405) 527-3012
www.cbheart.com

 

 

We never stop moving 3d

William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Love the second one.  Will share this with our Pastor...he will use it for sure!

Jan 07, 2014 08:20 AM
MichelleCherie Carr Crowe .Just Call. 408-252-8900
Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty - San Jose, CA
Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years

Than, those were three good clean jokes-hard to find, thanks.

Jan 08, 2014 11:38 AM
Lottie Kendall
Compass - San Francisco, CA
Helping make your real estate dreams a reality

Great jokes, Than, and a nice way to keep the morning flowing, with a smile. I'm glad the earth is round!

Jan 09, 2014 12:48 AM
Alan Kirkpatrick
Austin Texas Homes - Round Rock, TX
Alan in Austin

Than:

Very funny. Hope you are having a great day and wonderful week. 

Jan 12, 2014 08:07 AM
Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor

Thanks for the laugh, I needed it after a really busy Sunday.

Jan 12, 2014 08:21 AM
Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES
Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch! - Spring Hill, FL
Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living

Than, loved it!  Wise husbands know their wives are right!  

Jan 12, 2014 09:49 AM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Thanks, Than.  All three are funny.

Jan 12, 2014 09:22 PM
Mary Yonkers
Alan Kells School of Real Estate/Howard Hanna Real Estate - Erie, PA
Erie/PA Real Estate Instructor

Than, thanks for my Monday morning humor.  Have great day in OK.

Jan 12, 2014 10:25 PM
Michael A. Caruso
Surterre Properties - Laguna Niguel, CA

Than, thanks for the laugh. These were funny and easy to remember!

Jan 13, 2014 06:33 AM
Debbie Walsh
SHAHAR Management - Middletown, NY
Hudson Valley NY Real Estate 845.283-3036

I have never heard these before..thanks for the laugh!

Jan 13, 2014 07:28 AM
Jon Zolsky, Daytona Beach, FL
Daytona Condo Realty, 386-405-4408 - Daytona Beach, FL
Buy Daytona condos for heavenly good prices

Than - every time I reas a joke, I am trying to guess it from the get go. I couldn't. Very cool

Jan 14, 2014 11:08 AM
Larry Johnston
Broker, Friends & Neighbors Real Estate and Elkhart County Subdivisions, LLC - Elkhart, IN
Broker,Friends & Neighbors Real Estate, Elkhart,IN

Good morning Than,  Cute Jokes.  Thanks for commenting on my blog. Have a great day.

Jan 15, 2014 10:08 PM
Sondra Meyer:
EXP Realty, LLC - Corpus Christi, TX
See It. Experience It. Live It.

Thanks for sharing the jokes.  They made for a nice little break.  I hope you have a great week. 

Jan 19, 2014 11:10 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Thank, Ilike reading jokes, and these three were cute. Thanks for the laughs.

Jan 19, 2014 12:46 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Than loved all three very funny and ironically more Truth to it too:))), Endre

Jan 20, 2014 12:37 PM
Margaret Rome Baltimore 410-530-2400
HomeRome Realty 410-530-2400 - Pikesville, MD
Sell Your Home With Margaret Rome

Cute, I had only heard the second one.

Jan 24, 2014 06:18 AM