“Drop by for launch” - A New Year of Hilarious MLS Bloopers Has Begun!
Gwen Banta's post, "Drop By For Launch" is the best medicine for whatever ails you. Just in case you missed it the first time around, here's my contribution to your best laughs of the day. When I read it, my dogs came running to see what on earth was wrong with me. Have fun!
Hi friends, and Happy New Year. A new year of bloopers is already in full-swing. Check out these gaffes that indicate that some people didn’t learn how to proof-read in 2013. However, the culprits are certainly providing some laughs for 2014. Please enjoy!
Ready for take-off!
“New ear speacial!" (Proudly offered by Vincent Van Gogh at Asymmetrical Realty, Inc.)“We are now back in full swig” (I think that’s apparent, pal.)
“Pot-holiday reduction” (This property is obviously in mile-high Colorado.)
“Drop by for launch” (Methinks you’re as high as the Colorado Realtor.)
“A step above all otters” (That’s good to know…if I’m buying houseboat.)
“8 foot deep in-ground polo” (That’s interesting…polo for dead guys.)
Houston, we've had a problem...
“Beautiful heimlock trees” (Good to know if I’m gagging in a restaurant…in a forest.)
“We finance close to casinos” (Location, location,l ocation!)
“Regressive pricing” (Oh good – there’s a roll-back on houses at K-Mart!)
“Beautiful roe garden” (I love caviar…but how do you keep the cats at bay?)
“Bach on market” (Thanks, I’ll alert all my clients who want to purchase a dead composer.)
Houston, the mini-bar on board is getting low...
“For tose with taste” (This guy must be into toe jam…)
“Up and commie neighborhood” (Let me guess – the homes are all red?)
“New hip digs” (Reason enough to recall those titanium hip replacements.)
“A rare fiend” (Not so rare here in Holly-weird, my friend.)
Houston, abort - We are out of cocktail olives!
"Escrow canceled - BUM!" (What was the bum's deposit - a shopping cart?)
"Infection reports available" (Is this an STD clinic?)
“Get of to a goood start” (Uh, at this rate, I predict your year is going to suck.)
That’s it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
Please be sure to view my beautiful California listings at www.gwenbanta.com.
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