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What's funny about a lead base Paint Addendum....try this ! Enjoy !

By
Real Estate Agent with EXP Realty 414-525-0563 57026-90 Broker

 multi generational family We are working with a Seller/Buyer who will be selling two properties and buying another to better accomodate what will be a "multi-generation" household when her parents move in  with her family.

   Step one...we are previewing  the homes we will list and at the same time (I LOVE this kind of multi-tasking) looking for a home that will meet the needs of this newly combined household.  Having "been there and done that" personally when my Mother lived with us, we are keenly aware of the kinds of home features that work well for this newly blended family.

list   Our Seller/Buyer added some other features to her wish list for her new home purchase  In our MLS, agents may....we believe should...attach documents to the listing. The very basic would be a condition report...to make writing an offer easier, the lead based paint addendum...there may also be sub-division restrictions, a special features sheet, survey, landscape plan...whatever information that makes the listing more complete....no such thing as "tooooo much information" when you use this feature.

    We look at the documents and include them when we tour properties and look at them ahead of the tour to be better acquainted with the property.  The lead based paint addendum in Wisconsin often is a 3 page document. We laugh....written by a "paid by the word" lawyer.  Basically...it says that all buyers, sellers and agents in the transaction attest to the fact that there is no lead based paint known on the property.

   Normally for this form the blank  is just completed with "none known" and signatures added.  Our client expressed an  interest in a particular property and the form read:

    "We are aware of lead paint still on the property. This property is
older, however Susan and I are not."  (Name changed to protect the  "embarrassed")

       Enjoy....may your forms be few, your listings and sales many.....a prosperous 2014 to you all !

Posted by

Sally K. & David L. Hanson, ABR, CDPE, CSS, e-Pro,ILHM, REDS


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Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi Sally.  Our lead paint document is 11 pages long.

Jan 17, 2014 07:44 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Talk about being paid by the word...yicks...!

Jan 17, 2014 07:50 PM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

When we bought our first house I signed three pages of paper (1980).  Charles Dickens has been reborn since, to write real estate stuff...  it was the best of contracts, it was the worst of contracts.  And addendums.

Jan 17, 2014 07:53 PM
James Dray
Fathom Realty - Bentonville, AR

Life is full of surprises and this is one of them. Love their wit.

Jan 17, 2014 07:54 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

I think this was "unwittingly"written...but who can tell...if we write on the property...we all will.

Jan 17, 2014 07:56 PM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Unless they are licking the walls or eating paint chips, they should be safe.

Jan 17, 2014 08:27 PM
Debbie Gartner
The Flooring Girl - White Plains, NY
The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers

Good morning Sally & David. Yes this is really funny.

Jan 17, 2014 08:28 PM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Good morning. You will have a lot of balls in the air with this client to accomplish all that will be needed, but for sure the client is in good hands.

Make it a great weekend!

Jan 17, 2014 08:31 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

We are excited about the multi opportunites....and really want to meet these sellers...!

Jan 17, 2014 08:40 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Thanks, Sally and David.  Always good to have a little humor in an often humorless profession.

Jan 17, 2014 08:57 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

Good morning, Sally & David. 'Tis good to get a chuckle every now and then.

Jan 17, 2014 09:18 PM
Dorie Dillard Austin TX
Coldwell Banker Realty ~ 512.750.6899 - Austin, TX
NW Austin ~ Canyon Creek and Spicewood/Balcones

Good morning Sally and David,

You are blessed to have clients who can offer a chuckle throughout the process! I couldn't agree with you more about uploading documents into the MLS..we even include an offer suggestion list. It takes the guessng out of what would be appreciated in an offer:). 

Jan 17, 2014 09:29 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

You bet Gabe...intentional or not

Chuckles are always appreciated

That is an interesting thought Dorie...sounds like a blog to me !

Jan 17, 2014 09:41 PM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Sally... humor goes a long way. Wishing you and your clients continued success. With you providing extraordinary representation, results are just moments away!

Jan 17, 2014 09:54 PM
Sally K. & David L. Hanson
EXP Realty 414-525-0563 - Brookfield, WI
WI Real Estate Agents - Luxury - Divorce

Thank you Patricia....it is going to be a great 2014 !

Jan 17, 2014 09:57 PM
Kristin Johnston - REALTOR®
RE/MAX Platinum - Waukesha, WI
Giving Back With Each Home Sold!

I just love a sense of humor!  Have a great weekend you guys!

Jan 17, 2014 11:19 PM
Jeff Fisher
PureWest Real Estate - Whitefish, MT
PUREWEST REAL ESTATE/Christies

Nice way to make an often mundane form humorous! Love it.

Jan 18, 2014 05:30 AM
Kerry L Klun, Broker/Owner
Palm Realty - Melbourne, FL
321-626-5868

That is too funny!  I have never had anybody approach it from that angle before.

Jan 18, 2014 06:37 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

So cute; absolutely chuckled. As Realtors, we do come up with these delightful little tidbits in the course of the day. Guess they are meant to humor us - and they do, most of the time. :)

Jan 18, 2014 03:21 PM
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