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A Love Story

I shall seek and find you.

I shall take you to bed and control you.

I will make you ache, shake and sweat until you grunt and groan.

I will make you beg for mercy.

I will exhaust you to the point that you will be relieved when I leave you.

And you will be weak for days, possibly even weeks.

All my love,

Influenza (The Flu)

Posted by Charles Tharp ~ Inland Empire Real Estate & Short Sale Specialist on 03/21/2008 02:57 AM

Comments (19)

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19 Comments on A Love Story

I wondered how twisted you were from what I saw on the intro and HAD to click on the whole blog... you are a brave man indeed, you and your mistress, influenza. (I got a flu shot, haha...sorry...)

03/21/2008 03:08 AM

by Susan Walters (Keller Williams Realty, Ann Arbor, MI)

I'm glad my intro was enticing! I was trying to space it out for that reason. Glad you got a flu shot.

03/21/2008 03:13 AM

by Charles Tharp ~ Inland Empire Real Estate & Short Sale Specialist (Prudential California Realty)

Oh what a wiley intro! You had me there I thought what is this guy on?

03/21/2008 05:29 AM

by Todd & Danielle Millar (Glenn Simon Inc.)

Got my attention!! Hope you're feeling better.

03/21/2008 05:33 AM

by Laura Jefferson (Asset Realty)

That is one love connection I prefer not to mess with-- I hate being sick

03/21/2008 05:34 AM

by Debra Gambill Realtor, N.C. / S.C (Weichert Realtor's Southern Coast)

I guess that is what you call love sick. You are quite brave with this post. I was not sure if I wanted to read it at first. Glad I did.

03/21/2008 05:44 AM

by Lynchburg, Roanoke & Danville Area Nannette Saunders ASSOCIATE BROKER (Bradner, Farmer, Towler and Associates)

I wasn't sure what you were trying to say when I read part of your post! Had to keep reading....we need to do that with our real estate ads as well, LOL.

03/21/2008 05:57 AM

by Laura Karambelas-Chicagoland Real Estate (Baird & Warner)

intriguing post, very little new and creative is written these days, this is both.

03/21/2008 06:04 AM

by Alex & Cadey Charfen (Distressed Property Institute, LLC)

Hi Charles,

From reading the comments you sure got peoples attentions... mine too. Have a great weekend and a Happy Easter. Michael A. Caruso

03/21/2008 06:14 AM

by Michael Caruso Real Estate Group

Okay - this was great- makes me want to come back for more.

03/21/2008 08:12 AM

by James Angelo (All Real Estate Options)

Todd & Danielle - Glad you were also enticed by my intro.

Laura - Thanks for the comment. I am actually feeling fine.

Debra - I couldn't agree with you more.

03/21/2008 01:38 PM

by Charles Tharp ~ Inland Empire Real Estate & Short Sale Specialist (Prudential California Realty)

Nannette - I am glad you read it as well.

Laura - Isn't it amazing how much a a coincidence that it?

Alex - Thanks for the comment. I'm glad you like it.

03/21/2008 01:40 PM

by Charles Tharp ~ Inland Empire Real Estate & Short Sale Specialist (Prudential California Realty)

Michael - Have a Happy Easter as well.

James - I will post more like this in the future, just keep your eye out.

03/21/2008 01:41 PM

by Charles Tharp ~ Inland Empire Real Estate & Short Sale Specialist (Prudential California Realty)

I remember her, she made me through up too.

03/21/2008 01:43 PM

by Robert Machado, CPM MPM Sacramento Area Property Manager and Property Management (HomePointe Property Management, CRMC)

Robert - I'm sure we all have thrown up from her and her wicked ways.

03/21/2008 01:46 PM

by Charles Tharp ~ Inland Empire Real Estate & Short Sale Specialist (Prudential California Realty)

Ain't that the truth! I am just getting over it after about two weeks and my god it was the worst I have ever had. I had been able to avoid it for 5 years strait and I don't know how it found me, but it did! (Thanks for the laugh about it anyway)