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Some more Real Estate Humor

By
Mortgage and Lending with DMV Realty & Investments, LLC

Ask for a raise 

"I have to have a raise in my commission," the agent said to his manager. "There are three other companies after me." "Is that so?" asked the manager. "What other companies are after you?"
"The electric company, the telephone company, and the gas company."

Commission Check

An agent who was being paid by the week approached his office manager and held up his last paycheck.
'This is two hundred dollars less than we agreed on,' he said.
'I know,' the manager said. 'But last week I overpaid you two hundred dollars, and you never complained.'
'Well, I don't mind an occasional mistake,' the agent answered, 'but when it gets to be a habit, I feel
I have to call it to your attention.'

Congradulations on your new home 

A client bought a new home and the broker wanted to send flowers for the occasion.
They arrived at the home and the owner read the card; it said "Rest in Peace".

The owner was angry and called the florist to complain. After he had told the florist of the obvious mistake and how angry he was, the florist said. "Sir, I'm really sorry for the mistake, but rather than getting angry you should imagine this: somewhere there is a funeral taking place today, and they have flowers with a note saying, "Congratulations on your new home".

Nathan Diones
Regioncy Real Estate - Redlands, CA

hahahaa that is really good man thanks fo rthe laughs. I will share this!

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Mar 21, 2008 11:36 AM
JEROME G
White Plains, NY
Thanks for the laughs.
Mar 21, 2008 11:40 AM
Lori Franks
Real Estate Consultant - Brookings, OR
Brookings, Oregon
I like the flower one. Thanks
Mar 21, 2008 11:41 AM
Edward Wadsworth
Better Homes Garden Real Estate Metro Brokers - Newnan, GA
Free list of Bank Owned Homes
Lawrence Thanks for the laugh. I needed it.
Mar 21, 2008 11:49 AM
Lesley Barbosa, ABR, SFR
Weichert Realtors - Montgomery Township, PA

I like the 3 other companies joke, when I went to school for my license the instructor told us that joke!

Happy Easter

Mar 21, 2008 11:50 AM
Tammy & Terry Coleman
Coldwell Banker Snow & Wall - Murfreesboro, TN
This is great...I passed it on to all my new agents in my training class.
Mar 21, 2008 05:01 PM