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Missing Wife: Humor For Men

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma OREC#86951

Missing Wife: Humor For Men

A husband went to the police station to file a "missing person" report about his missing wife:

 

Husband: I lost my wife, she went shopping & hasn't come back yet.

Inspector: Describe he please.

Husband: Female......

Inspector: What is her height?

Husband: I never checked.

Inspector: Slim or healthy?

Husband: Not slim can be healthy.

Inspector: Color of eyes?

Husband: Never noticed.

Inspector: Color of hair?

Husband: Changes according to season.

Inspector: What was she wearing?

Husband: Not sure whether it was a dress or a suit.

Inspector: Was she driving?

Husband : Yes.

Inspector : Describe the car, please.

Husband: Black Audi A8 with supercharged 3.0 litre V6 engine generating 333 horse power teamed with an eight-speed tiptronic automatic transmission with manual mode.And it has full LED headlights,which use light emitting diodes for all light functions and has a very thin scratch on the front left door.….and then the husband started crying...

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Inspector: Don't worry sir,... . .We will find your car. 

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Licensed to SELL - Dedicated - Experienced - Honest - Than Maynard - Purcell, OK

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Than Maynard
REALTOR, CRB, Certified Short Sale agent, Certified Foreclosure Agent, Accredited REO Agent
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma Real Estate
1726 N Green Avenue, Purcell, OK 73080
CELL: (405) 990-8862
OFFICE: (405) 527-3012
www.cbheart.com

 

 

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Comments (8)

Gene Riemenschneider
Home Point Real Estate - Brentwood, CA
Turning Houses into Homes

I've heard variations of this joke, but not exactly this one.  Thanks for the laugh.

May 02, 2014 02:43 AM
Beth and Richard Witt
New York, NY
The best Retired Brokers !!!!

LOL...

May 02, 2014 04:38 AM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Than love it this just came at the right moment, great variation of a tried and tested old joke:)), Endre

May 02, 2014 08:05 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

It has been a long day  and a laugh is what I neede

May 02, 2014 12:57 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Is this a joke?  Don't know why, it all sounds perfectly logical to me.  

May 04, 2014 09:16 PM
Nick T Pappas
Assoc. Broker ABR, CRS, SFR, e-Pro, @Homes Realty Group, Broker/Providence Property Mgmnt, LLC Huntsville AL - Huntsville, AL
Madison & Huntsville Alabama Real Estate Resource

Than, I'm with Gabe on this one...I can't find anything funny about this...seems normal to me. :)

May 06, 2014 08:52 AM
Kristin Hamilton CA REALTOR
Berkshire Hathaway California Realty - Beaumont, CA
(909) 557-6966- Specialize 55+ Communties Banning

Hi Than,

This is very funny and somehow I missed it last week. Glad I found it today as it gave me a big laugh.

May 15, 2014 02:54 AM
Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

Thanks Than! I had a great laugh! Loved it, very ''man''. Keep the humor posts coming!

May 30, 2015 07:43 PM