Husband and wife are sitting quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question:

WIFE: 'What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?

HUSBAND: 'Definitely not!'

WIFE: 'Why not? Don't you like being married?'

HUSBAND: 'Of course I do.'

WIFE: 'Then why wouldn't you  
remarry?'

HUSBAND: 'Okay, okay, I'd get married  
again.'

WIFE: 'You would?' (With a hurt  
look)

HUSBAND: (makes audible  
groan)

WIFE: 'Would you live in our  
house?'

HUSBAND: 'Sure, it's a great  
house.'

WIFE: 'Would you sleep with her in our  
bed?'

HUSBAND: 'Where else would we  
sleep?'

WIFE: 'Would you let her drive my  
car?'

HUSBAND: 'Probably, it is almost  
new.'

WIFE: 'Would you replace my pictures with  
hers?'

HUSBAND: 'That would seem like the proper  
thing to do'

WIFE: 'Would you give her my  
jewelry?'

HUSBAND: 'No, I'm sure she'd want her  
own.'

WIFE: 'Would you take her golfing with  
you?

HUSBAND: 'Yes, those are always good  
times.'

WIFE: 'Would she use my  
clubs?

HUSBAND: 'No, she's  
left-handed.'

WIFE: -- silence --

HUSBAND:  
'SH*T'