It's blooper time, my friends. I'm back this week with another installment of hilarious MLS and real estate advertising gaffes. Thanks to Jan Pastras and Jane Peters of Los Angeles for some great contributions. Read 'em and weep: (Incidentally - the first 4 bloopers are all from the same listing!)
Reflections
"Master w/ balcony watches the amazing sun rising" (The master of the house has a balcony...or the balcony has eyes? ...I'm soooo confused.)
"Smoky lake view" (News Flash: Your boat is on fire.)
"Big nookie off kitchen" (Well I guess that's one way to thank the cook.)
"18 degree canyon view in street" (Apparently this was your view from face down in a pool of booze-laced vomit.)
Directions
"View big hills on front" (Are you referring to the landscape, or Sophia Vergara?)
"Large open floor" (Methinks you're looking at a sinkhole, dude.)
"Call sailer direct" (I prefer to go down to the docks and greet the fleet in person.)
"Easy to shoe" (Is this a house or a horse?)
"Fruit filled orchids in back" (I suspect the fruit tumbled out of your 5th glass of sangria.)
Rejections
"No entry without calling a head" (I'd call yours, but it appears to be missing.)
"Modern convinces" (The only thing I'm convinced of is that you need to proofread.)
"Buyer to do do diligence" (Serve beans at your open house and all the buyers will diligently dodo.)
"No show son" (Oh, I'm sorry - is he a freak?)
"Inteligent remodell" (...Something that cannot be said for the marketing.)
Perfection
"Please ring ball" (I would if I had a pair.)
That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell!
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