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HUMOR - INTENDED TO OFFEND 4 NATIONALITIES & A POLITICIAN

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Real Estate Agent with Gladstone Group & Long Island Business Brokerage 10311202691

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    A Japanese doctor said, 'Medicine in my country is so advanced that we can take a kidney out of one man, put it in another, and have him looking for work in six weeks.'
  
    A German doctor said, 'That's nothing, we can take a lung out of one person, put it in another, and have him looking for work in four weeks.'  
  
    A British doctor said, 'In my country, medicine is so advanced that we can take half of a heart out of one person, put it in another, and have them both looking for work in two weeks.'  
  
    A Texas doctor, not to be outdone said, 'You guys are way behind.  We took a man with no brains out of   Texas  , put him in the White House and now half the country is looking for work.'

Erby Crofutt
B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com) - Lexington, KY
The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY
It'd be funnier if it was true.
Mar 27, 2008 02:44 AM
Gail Gladstone
Gladstone Group & Long Island Business Brokerage - Huntington, NY
Brokering Success
Jokes and greetings cards...I only share what can make me laugh or cry outloud when I am alone.  Glad you enjoyed it.
Apr 02, 2008 09:38 AM
Paul Howard
Cherry Hill, NJ
Paul Howard Realty, 856-488-8444

Hey, it's mostly true.  At least the first part is  and I don't know if I should laugh or cry.

 

Apr 02, 2008 01:57 PM
Gary White~Grand Rapids Home Selling Pro Call: 616-821-9375
Flexit Realty "Flexible Home Selling Solutions" - Grand Rapids, MI
Real Estate Services You can Trust!

Gail, Thanks for the humorous post.  I needed that today.  Have a good day.

 

Apr 28, 2008 09:49 AM
Dick Betts
TOUCHSTONE REAL ESTATE - The Villages, FL
REALTOR® The Villages, Florida
Oh thank you!  Without out tipping my hand I love all humor about politicains
Apr 28, 2008 10:51 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.
Gail..that was great.  If we can't laugh at ourselves...we are going to cry a lot more!
Apr 28, 2008 11:58 AM