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A Night of Hard Drinking: A Joke

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Managing Real Estate Broker with Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma OREC#86951

A Night of Hard Drinking: A Joke

Two hard working rough necks left the bar after a long night of drinking at a back woods bar and got into their truck. 

  Jed was driving and he started it up. After a couple of minutes of driving, an old man's face appeared in the passenger window and tapped lightly. 

Jake screamed, "Look at the window. There's an old ghost's face there!" Jed stomped on the accelerator to speed up, but the face stayed in the window. 

Jake rolled his window down part way and, scared out of his wits, said, "What do you want?"

The old man softly replied, "You got a cigarette?" 

Jake handed the old man a cigarette and yelled, "Step on it," to Jed, rolling up the window in terror.

A few minutes later they calmed down and started laughing. 

Jed said, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry... the speedometer says we're doing 80 now." 

All of a sudden there was a light tapping on the window and the old man reappeared.

"There he is again," Jake yelled. He rolled down the window and shakily said, "Yes?"

"Do you have a light?" the old man quietly asked. Jake threw a lighter out the window saying, "Step on it!"

Now The speedometer showed they were driving about 100 miles an hour, trying to forget what they had just seen and heard, when all of a sudden there came some more tapping.

"Oh my God! He's back!" Jake rolled down the window and screamed in stark terror, "ARGHHHHHHH WHAT NOW?"

The old man gently replied, "Hey, Do you guys want some help getting your truck out of the mud?"

 

Simply another emailed joke, but I found it funny.

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Licensed to SELL - Dedicated - Experienced - Honest - Than Maynard - Purcell, OK

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Than Maynard
REALTOR, CRB, Certified Short Sale agent, Certified Foreclosure Agent, Accredited REO Agent
Coldwell Banker Heart of Oklahoma Real Estate
1726 N Green Avenue, Purcell, OK 73080
CELL: (405) 990-8862
OFFICE: (405) 527-3012
www.cbheart.com

 

 

We never stop moving 3d

Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

OMG, the poor things,  how funny!

Aug 08, 2014 04:11 AM
Fred Griffin Florida Real Estate
Fred Griffin Real Estate - Tallahassee, FL
Licensed Florida Real Estate Broker

I was going to say, "Been there done that", but I don't think I will!  

  Good one, Than!

Aug 08, 2014 07:47 AM
Mike Frazier
Carousel Realty of Dyer County - Dyersburg, TN
Northwest Tennessee Realtor

Than, I like your joke my friend. Have a great weekend!

Aug 08, 2014 08:24 AM
Cheryl Powell - The Powell Team
Southern Homes of The Carolinas - The Powell Team - Harrisburg, NC
Concord,Harrisburg & Charlotte NC Area Real Estate

Jed and Jake didn't drink too much, they were over served.

Aug 10, 2014 04:04 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Well, I have tied one or two on but never bad enough where I had no idea of what wa going on.   thanks for the chuckle

Aug 11, 2014 07:25 AM
Patricia Feager, MBA, CRS, GRI,MRP
DFW FINE PROPERTIES - Flower Mound, TX
Selling Homes Changing Lives

Than,

That was very funny! I didn't see it coming. I was feeling the tension, wondering why is this guy always catching up to them and tapping on the window. Thanks for the laugh! I needed it today .

Aug 12, 2014 11:04 AM
Connie Harvey
Pilkerton Realtors - Brentwood, TN
Realtor - Nashville TN Real Estate

Than, that was wonderful! I was trying to figure out how the speedometer was showing them moving!

Aug 13, 2014 01:20 AM
Wayne Johnson
Coldwell Banker D'Ann Harper REALTORS® - San Antonio, TX
San Antonio REALTOR, San Antonio Homes For Sale

Than-Just goes to show that hard drinking and mud are a dangerous mix.

Aug 13, 2014 07:21 AM
Silvia Dukes PA, Broker Associate, CRS, CIPS, SRES
Tropic Shores Realty - Ich spreche Deutsch! - Spring Hill, FL
Florida Waterfront and Country Club Living

Than, that IS funny!  Poor old guy though, he was probably covered in mud!  He definitely deserved his cigarette !

Aug 13, 2014 11:44 AM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Than that was hysterical...I needed that o I thought you were offering another drink:)LOL, Endre

Aug 14, 2014 12:03 PM
Jeffrey Ditri
JAD Realty Group, LLC. - Manhattan, NY
New York City Residential Rental Specialist

Thank you for sharing!

Aug 15, 2014 04:03 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Yes that is a good one and we all need a laugh to lighten the day. Have a good weekend.

Aug 15, 2014 12:43 PM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Good morning Than. That is my kind of good old boy story with a really funny ending.

Thank you for commenting on my post.

Aug 16, 2014 09:43 PM
Anna Hatridge
R Gilliam Real Estate LLC - Farmington, MO
Missouri Realtor with R Gilliam Real Estate LLC

Than, that was funny!  I too was surprised by the ending!  Thank you for a laugh. 

Aug 17, 2014 08:39 AM
Gayle Rich-Boxman Fishhawk Lake Real Estate
John L Scott Market Center - Birkenfeld, OR
"Your Local Expert!" 503-739-3843

Than, thankfully a harmless bit of fun. My husband is a volunteer paramedic in our area and Sat. nite/Sun morning, was called out on a motor vehicle rollover in the countryside. The guys were drunk. Their story: they are a band coming home from playing at a wedding, and (supposedly) a deer ran out in front of them, they swerved to miss it, rolled over, and were stuck, so they just decided to sit down and start drinking. 

The cop did not find this funny. OR believable. They weren't hurt, thankfully. 

Aug 18, 2014 01:33 AM
Kathy Streib
Cypress, TX
Home Stager/Redesign

Than- I loved this!!!  I had no idea where this one was going so it was a nice surprise!

Aug 18, 2014 12:06 PM
MichelleCherie Carr Crowe .Just Call. 408-252-8900
Get Results Team...Just Call (408) 252-8900! . DRE #00901962 . Licensed to Sell since 1985 . Altas Realty - San Jose, CA
Family Helping Families Buy & Sell Homes 40+ Years

Silly stuff, yet I can totally picture this happening to a few folks I know.

Aug 18, 2014 03:32 PM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Now that was funny Than!  Thanks for the Tuesday laugh!!

Aug 19, 2014 03:01 AM
Susan Haughton
Long and Foster REALTORS (703) 470-4545 - Alexandria, VA
Susan & Mindy Team...Honesty. Integrity. Results.

LOL...very funny!  

Aug 19, 2014 12:59 PM
Shannon Milligan, Richmond VA Real Estate Agent/Associate Broker
RVA Home Team - Richmond, VA
RVA Home Team - Winning with Integrity.

Ha! I was wondering where that one was going!

Thanks for starting my day off on a light note ;)

Aug 19, 2014 11:48 PM