Ahem,
RE: 50 year old stagers.........
As a person who is careening towards his 50th birthday, I must take umbrage at the following post:
".....said it looked like his mom's house!
He was 26 and my stager is 50 yrs old. Yikes!"
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Dear Whippersnappers:
Are we 'yikesing' about how marvelous it is that some decrepit 50 year old, is able to ween themselve from the Geritol for a few minutes to come place crocheted toilet tissue covers and call it a staging???
Possibly I see the situation in this light: This 26 year old twit (no offense to the 26 year olds -and no offense to the twits for that matter), couldn't see what a marvelous job my mature, sensible, and experienced stager executed in this staging.
Truly it is remarkable that I'm able to stay awake long enough during the day to run/shuffle off to the early bird special! Truly it's remarkable that I'm able to coordinate my addled thoughts, so that a 4 bedroom home can be staged with only 4 days notice. I'm incredulous that the withered edges of my Social Security card (written on parchment) still boast the original numbers and graphics (although due to the advanced age of the card it's written in hieroglyphics)! Imagine my delight when the AARP (whom I thought provided road service......no that's AAA), anyway, imagine my delight when the AARP send me my membership card.
So, please be kind to your 50 year old stagers. Obviously (due to our advanced years, and decreptitude) we'll not be here much longer, to bother you, and it pleases us so much to be of some small value to the community!
Who, me sensitive about turning 50..........nah! Hehehe!
Happy Staging Y'all.......if you need me, I'll be napping!
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