Oilfield Joke: He Made Tool pusher....
This old boy from South Louisiana was working a derrick in Brazil.
Every day on his tower he would see this monkey watching him from a tree, so he started bringing up bananas and feeding the monkey.
It didn't take long and that monkey was in the derrick with him. He taught the monkey how to rack pipe.
After a few days the derrick hand didn't have to do anything. The monkey was doing it all.
The company hired the monkey (because he worked for bananas) and the rig hand got laid off. He went back home to South Louisiana.
He sat home for 6 months then the phone rang. His previous employer wanted to know if he wanted his old job back in Brazil?!?!?
Right away he said "You bet! I guess Y'all finally figured out that I was better than that monkey, huh?"
They said "Nope, the monkey made tool pusher, he's the one that told us to call you."
Every day on his tower he would see this monkey watching him from a tree, so he started bringing up bananas and feeding the monkey.
It didn't take long and that monkey was in the derrick with him. He taught the monkey how to rack pipe.
After a few days the derrick hand didn't have to do anything. The monkey was doing it all.
The company hired the monkey (because he worked for bananas) and the rig hand got laid off. He went back home to South Louisiana.
He sat home for 6 months then the phone rang. His previous employer wanted to know if he wanted his old job back in Brazil?!?!?
Right away he said "You bet! I guess Y'all finally figured out that I was better than that monkey, huh?"
They said "Nope, the monkey made tool pusher, he's the one that told us to call you."
I have a lot of friends in the oil field and they are continually sending me oil field jokes. This one had me laughing.
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