A Canadian lady, have sent me this email...

 Ladies this has to be read, laughed at and passed on.
There is not a woman alive today who won't crack up over this!

I was due for an appointment with the gynecologist later in
the week.

 Early one morning, I received a call from the doctor's office
to tell me that I had been rescheduled for that morning at 9:30
am. I had only just packed everyone off to work and school, and it was
already around 8:45 am. The trip to his office took about 35 minutes, so
I didn't have any time to spare.

As most women do, I like to take a little extra effort over hygiene
when making such visits, but this time I wasn't going to be
able to make the full effort. So, I rushed upstairs, threw off my
pajamas, wet the washcloth that was sitting next to the sink, and
gave myself a quick wash in that area to make sure I was at least
presentable. I threw the washcloth in the clothes basket, donned some
clothes, hopped in the car and raced to my appointment.

I was in the waiting room for only a few minutes when I was called in.
 Knowing the procedure, as I'm sure you do, I hopped up on the table,
looked over at the other side of the room and pretended that I
was in Paris or some other place a million miles away.

I was a little surprised when the doctor said, "My, we have
made an extra effort this morning, haven't we?" I didn't respond.

After the appointment, I heaved a sigh of relief and went
home. The rest of the day was normal Some shopping, cleaning,
cooking.

After school when my 6 year old daughter was playing, she called out
from the bathroom, "Mommy, where's my washcloth?" I told her to
get another one from the cupboard.

She replied, "No, I need the one that was here by the sink,
it had all my glitter and sparkles saved inside it."

Never going back to that doctor ever.