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Come Now and Move the 'Lady of the Night' Out...

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Real Estate Agent with Berkshire Hathaway California Realty DRE #01492138

Come Now and Get the 'Lady of the Night' Out...

I was selling a bank owned property last year and I was having trouble keeping squatters out. My contractor would go by there every couple of days and find the doors open. We re-keyed it, screwed the windows shut, put a lock on the inside backdoor to keep the door from opening but we kept finding it open. Houdini I thought?

Then one night about 11:00 pm, a neighbor called and said I had to come right now to this house as there was a 'lady of the night' who had set up business a few weeks ago and was there right now.

 Lady of the Night in my vacant home

Considering it was about 20 miles away and not in a neighborhood I preferred to go even it the day time. I said "Call the city police and have them come out". She replied "I already called them and they are the ones who said to call the Realtor as they are too busy". I told her I would come the following morning but I instead called my contractor. "The police said you had to come now......!"

He went over right then and shut her down, packed up her stuff in his truck while the man was running down the street pant-less. Yes, he took his pants too. The woman was screaming at him to come back and give her stuff back. She said she was calling the police. He called her bluff and told her "OK, I will wait for the cops to get here or I can call them for you" so she stomped off mad after telling him this was her house and he was trespassing. 

Luckily this house closed soon afterwards. 

 

*Kathleen Daniels asked us to write about something funny that happened while showing real estate.

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Laura Cerrano
Feng Shui Manhattan Long Island - Locust Valley, NY
Certified Feng Shui Expert, Speaker & Researcher

Great boots and greater moves await! I'm sure of it Greatness awaits! Love and light!

Nov 25, 2014 02:48 PM
Les & Sarah Oswald
Realty One Group - Eastvale, CA
Broker, Realtor and Investor

Kristin,

Our job description as Realtors grows all the time, doesn't it? Thanks for the post.

Nov 25, 2014 03:23 PM
Kristin Hamilton CA REALTOR
Berkshire Hathaway California Realty - Beaumont, CA
(909) 557-6966- Specialize 55+ Communties Banning

Hi Laura,

Hope this girl found her way to a legal job and a rental home where she is paying rent at. I am just glad I am out of this situation.

Nov 26, 2014 02:05 AM
Kristin Hamilton CA REALTOR
Berkshire Hathaway California Realty - Beaumont, CA
(909) 557-6966- Specialize 55+ Communties Banning

Hi Sarah, 

I draw the line at kicking out squatters and leave that to my contractor or to the police and sheriffs.

Nov 26, 2014 02:06 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

Kristin,  Ghee, I thought I had heard it all as far as things that happen with REO sales.  This one takes the night!!! 

I love the title!!!!

Thank you for participating in the contest.

Nov 26, 2014 04:05 AM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

You have a great contractor Kristin!!!

Reminds me of some deadbeat tenants we had this past year, took months to get them evicted and out, and then a week after we got them out the neighbor called to report that they were sneaking back in.  Though the locks had been changed they continued to sneak in for weeks before we caught them. 

Of course the cops were useless as they generally are and refused to make an arrest stating their famous words "this appears to be a civil matter" , what part of breaking and entering is not criminal?

 

Nov 29, 2014 04:48 AM
Sharon Parisi
United Real Estate Dallas - Dallas, TX
Dallas Homes

Kristin Hamilton what a humorous image I have in my mind right now!

Nov 29, 2014 11:02 AM
Kristin Hamilton CA REALTOR
Berkshire Hathaway California Realty - Beaumont, CA
(909) 557-6966- Specialize 55+ Communties Banning

Hi Bob,

Yes, this is exactly what I have had to go through but this was the first time the police said for me to come and get the prostitute out. I wear many hats in my job description but removing one in the middle of the night is beyond my duties. 

Nov 29, 2014 02:41 PM
Kristin Hamilton CA REALTOR
Berkshire Hathaway California Realty - Beaumont, CA
(909) 557-6966- Specialize 55+ Communties Banning

Hi Sharon,

It was not too funny at the time, but later when I told the story and think back now, it makes me laugh. What an interesting job we have.

Nov 29, 2014 02:42 PM
Kristin Hamilton CA REALTOR
Berkshire Hathaway California Realty - Beaumont, CA
(909) 557-6966- Specialize 55+ Communties Banning

Hi Kathleen,

Glad you lived my entry into your interesting contest. I have enjoyed reading the entries.

Nov 29, 2014 02:43 PM