Well, folks, by all indications, the holiday partying has started. The MLS was full of bloopers this last week, and it seems we have more than a few tipsy agents running loose in the streets. Here are some chuckles as my gift to you for the holidays:
Yule Tid-Bits
"Really sweat deal" (Oh, I thought the wet circles under your arm pits were a fashion statement.)
"Holiday rice reduction" (So I can't stuff my turkey with beans-n-rice burritos this year?)
"This will impact your buyers." (One of my burritos will alleviate that problem fast.)
"Take shoes before entering." (Shall I take the shoe from the foot that's wedged in your mouth?)
"On hold for horiday" (Thank you Wang Fung.)
"End the year with a bag" (Make mine Prada.)
Egg Nog Nods
"I can get you alone." (True, but only after I've had a few egg nogs.)
"Let's close before 2014" (Are you Rip van Winkle...or just ripped?)
"Call regarding tim" (Is Tim rich? Forget it – is he breathing?)
"Mess in yard because someone took the pine." (News flash: There's a Christmas tree in your neighbor's window, dude, and an ax on his porch…)
"Holiday postpronement for flooring" (I'm usually prone and on the floor post-holiday, myself.)
"High-beam ceilings" (I suppose this could come in handy... if there's a deer crossing in your living room.)
Hearth-n-Barf
"Ask about buyer confessions" (That explains the Pope Mobile in the driveway.)
"Make an offre - seller into holiday spirits!" (I suspect you've been knocking back some spirits yourself, sweetie.)
"Seller can get out fat" (Big deal - in Beverly Hills they give free liposuction with every Big Mac.)
"View of Hollywood sin" (I get that every day just cruising down Sunset Boulevard.)
"Good area to infest" (Good selling point...if your clients are locusts.)
An Extra surprise for Your Stocking:
"Come see my open hose." (Perhaps you should ask Santa for new hose, you naughty little vixen.)
"Leave card for big poin shetias drawing" (I'm laughing so hard I think I shetia-ed my undies.)
That's it for this week, folks. Happy Holidays!
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