President in 2008 - today's funny

I thought that we all could use a little humor in light of all the issues that have transpired during this election year. It seems that they have figured out how to turn it into a circus. For those of you that know me, you know that I am not a very political person. With that, lets laugh together.

PRESIDENT IN 2008

Here we are, already discussing the future President of the United States, beginning with the Year 2008. For those of you who would like THE VERY BEST choice for President, we have a solution: It is probably time we have a woman as President. One choice is a very special lady who has just about every answer to assist in helping us to solve our problems. PLEASE give this a thought when you have a moment...

MAXINE FOR PRESIDENT!

Very eloquently put...........don't you think?



Maxine on "Driver Safety" "I can't use the cell phone in the car. I have to keep my hands free for making gestures.".......

Maxine on "Lawn Care" "The key to a nice-looking lawn is a good mower. I recommend one who is muscular and shirtless."

Maxine on "The Perfect Man" </
SPAN> "All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Maxine on "Technology Revolution" "My idea of rebooting is kicking somebody in the butt twice."

Maxine on "Aging" "Take every birthday with a grain of salt. This works much better if the sa
l t accompanies a Margarita."
"I'm telling you ... she's the perfect candidate."
"The only two things we do with greater frequency in middle age are urinate and attend funerals ."

"The trouble with bucket seats is that not everybody has the same size bucket."</
SPAN>

"To err is human; to forgive, highly unlikely."

"Do you realize that in about forty years, we'll have millions of old ladies running around with tattoos and pierced navels? (Now that's scary!) "

"Money can't buy happiness--but somehow it's more comfortable to cry in a Porsche than a Kia."

"After a certain age, if you don't wake up aching somewhere...you may be dead."
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43 Comments on President in 2008 - today's funny

Danny - very cute! Maxine is certainly A LOT better choice than Obama, Hillary or McCain!

04/05/2008 11:42 AM by Mary Warren, Las Vegas Real Estate (Keller Williams Southern Nevada)


Danny,

My wife owns the local Hallmark Store. I love Maxine.

Steve

04/05/2008 11:43 AM by Steve Hirschler, Big Bear Real Estate (Coldwell Banker, Mountain Gallery Realtors)


Danny, I agree, she is better than the three other candidates!  Very funny!

04/05/2008 11:45 AM by Tony & Darcy Cannon - The C Team (ERA Realty Center)


Great stuff Danny! She's got my vote is she republican or democrat or just plain american! Maxine always speaks her mind! I'm off to find a dust buster!

04/05/2008 12:04 PM by Lyn Sims, Northwest Suburban Chicago Homes (RE/MAX Suburban)


I love it!!!! Great post and I totally agree, let's vote for her!!

04/05/2008 12:07 PM by Teresa & Lee Fowler (Fowler Advantage Keller Williams Preferred Realty)


AmState, glad that you liked.

Mary, maxine is in my corner.

Steve, me too.

Tony & darcy, maybe we should write her in.

Cindy, me too

Lyn, I think she is American

Teresa & Lee, thanks. 

04/05/2008 12:17 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Perfect:  I was feeling kind of intense and serious after writing my blog for today....so you cheered me up and lightened my spirits! Thank you!

04/05/2008 02:40 PM by Liz Moras, Re/Max Associate Broker Chilliwack (Vancouver), B.C. (Remax Nyda Realty Chilliwack B.C.)


I love Maxine! I hope to be just like her when I grow up! Well, either her or Betty Boop (without the fat head thing). Thanks for the laugh!

04/05/2008 04:29 PM by Lissa Uder, Your Lebanon MO Real Estate Agent (A Helper Premier GMAC Real Estate)


Liz, I was too. I saw that you  joined payperpost. Congrats.

Lissa, Betty & Maxine would be a pair. 

04/05/2008 05:00 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Danny, is it too late for the write in campaign? This is too funny...Maxine for President!

04/05/2008 05:28 PM by Debbie Malone, RE/MAX, Lynchburg, Smith Mountain Lake, Real Estate Agent (RE/MAX 1st Olympic, ABR, e-PRO, ASP)


Perfect...someone who knows what they are talking about

04/05/2008 05:39 PM by William Feela Whispering Pines Realty (Whispering Pines Realty)


I love this one...I saw it in an email a month or so ago. Maxine is great!

04/05/2008 06:19 PM by Lori Franks ~ Brookings, Oregon Real Estate (Coldwell Banker~ Oregon Coast Realty)


Oh my God, Maxine is my HERO!!! Thanks for a great laugh. Love the post. Elizabeth

04/05/2008 06:41 PM by Huntsville, Alabama Real Estate Agent Elizabeth Ramsey Cooper-Golden (Remax Huntsville/Madison)


Ya gotta love good ol' Maxine!  She tells it like it is.  (Come to think of it, maybe I'm related to her!)

04/05/2008 07:14 PM by Carol Smith, ReMax Preferred, REALTORĀ®, Toledo, OH (www.calltoledohome.com)


Ya gotta love good ol' Maxine!  She tells it like it is.  (Come to think of it, maybe I'm related to her!)

04/05/2008 07:15 PM by Carol Smith, ReMax Preferred, REALTORĀ®, Toledo, OH (www.calltoledohome.com)


Debbie, I do not think so.

William, that is what I am talking about.

Lori, it is perfect.

Elizabeth, you are welcome.

Carol, I think. 

04/05/2008 11:39 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


I really enjoy Maxine!!  Whenever I buy greetings cards online or off-line, I look for her......some days I feel like her!  :)

04/06/2008 06:53 AM by Rick Tourgee - Provincetown and Cape Cod (Century 21 Shoreland)


I really enjoy Maxine!!  Whenever I buy greetings cards online or off-line, I look for her......some days I feel like her!  :)

04/06/2008 06:53 AM by Rick Tourgee - Provincetown and Cape Cod (Century 21 Shoreland)


LOL...I would vote for Maxine,Danny!Sure beats our other 3 choices!;)

04/06/2008 07:41 AM by BLRGUY(Beach & Luxury Realty Inc)


Maxine is my hero, Danny.  Thanks for sharing her wise-axx comments.  Tehy always bring a smile to my face.

04/06/2008 10:13 AM by Roswell Georgia Real Estate Agent - Nancy Rivera (RE/MAX Leading Edge in Roswell Ga)


Rick, as long as you do not look like her.

Vanessa, me too.

Rick, me too. 

04/06/2008 12:45 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Danny, she makes me laugh, thanks for sharing.  Maxine says what we wish could get away with saying.

04/06/2008 08:34 PM by Audrey June-Forshey, GRI, Gaithersburg, MD (RE/MAX Realty Group)


Gene, you are welcome.

Audrey, I am with ya there. 

04/06/2008 09:58 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


Danny:

Here's the scoop!  My son and I are in Nashville visiting a college he's thinking about attending... while here we have been visiting with Jan Wood and Vanessa Stalets.  We'll be driving back to Panama City tomorrow. 

We've all had such a good time together ... Nashville is a great place, too... I grew up here, went to high school and married here, so it was great to be back in Nashville again.   Jan W and husband, and my son, Lee, and I had lunch today and Alan Jackson was a couple of tables over from us.  That's one of the fun things about Nashville. 

There will be more posts about this trip... just wait until I can get my photos downloaded!  

BTW, Maxine loves Nashville, too, and I have some Maxine pics that I'll send you that you will like, also.  

04/06/2008 11:39 PM by Jan Evett Panama City Beach, FL (Century 21 Ryan Realty, Inc. )


Jan, now that is what this business is all about.

04/07/2008 12:03 AM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


The older I get, the more like Maxine I become!  :)

04/07/2008 07:36 AM by Sandra Workman ABR, CNHS, QSC, RCC (Speckman Realty Inc., GMAC)


 These are great! She is pretty wise (or a wisea$$) and her delivery is great!

04/07/2008 12:10 PM by Rich Dansereau Loan Officer Knoxville TN (Home America Mortgage)


"All I'm looking for is a guy who'll do what I want, when I want, for as long as I want, and then go away. Or wait nearby, like a Dust Buster, charged up and ready when needed."

Perfect! Like a Dust Buster... LOL, that's great!

04/07/2008 03:55 PM by Hillary Brocenos - Real Estate Assistant (Solaris - John L. Scott Real Estate)


Funny. Funny. Funny.  Maxine represents common sese and that is what this country needs.

04/07/2008 04:54 PM by Trey Thurmond, College Station , Texas Homes (Classic Realty Inc./GMAC Real Estate)


Laughter is great for stress and tension, and is just,well great.  I laugh all the time, thanks for just making me do it again:-)  Gotta love those endorphins.

04/07/2008 05:57 PM by Rebecca Levinson-R.E. Blogger/Connect2Agent (Connect2Agent)


Trey, I agree.

Chris, glad you laughed.

Rebecca, that you do. 

04/07/2008 09:11 PM by Danny Thornton (Home America Mortgage, INC.)


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