HAVING MOM OVER FOR DINNER!

 You don't even have to be a mother to enjoy this one...

 Brian invited his mother over for dinner. During the course of the meal,
 Brian's mother couldn't help but notice how beautiful Brian's roommate,
 Jennifer, was.

 Brian's Mom had long been suspicious of a relationship between Brian and
 Jennifer, and this had only made her more curious.

 Over the course of the evening, while watching the two interact, she
 started to wonder if there was more between Brian and Jennifer than met
 the eye.

 Reading his mom's thoughts, Brian volun teered, "I know what you must be
 thinking, but I assure you Jennifer and I are just roommates."

 About a week later, Jennifer came to Brian saying, "Ever since your mother
 came to dinner, I've been unable to find the beautiful silver gravy ladle.
 You don't suppose she took it, do you?"

 Brian said, "Well, I doubt it, but I'll send her an e-mail just to be
 sure. So he sat down and wrote:

 Dear Mom:
 I'm not saying that you "did" take the gravy ladle from the house, I'm not
 saying that you "did not" take the gravy ladle. But the fact remains that
 one has been missing ever since you were here for dinner.

 Love, Brian

 Several days later, Brian received an email back from his mother that
 read:

 Dear Son:
 I'm not saying that you "do" sleep with Jennifer, I'm not saying that you
 "do not" sleep with Jennifer. But the fact remains that if Jennifer is
 sleeping in her own bed, she would have found the gravy ladle by
 now. Love, Mom

 LESSON OF THE DAY - NEVER LIE TO YOUR MOTHER