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Humor on a Brisk Wisconsin day

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Real Estate Agent with Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified #1 in Forest Land Mgmt

A bit of Humor on a Brisk Wisconsin day.

As we enjoy another brisk day in the office this week with occassional rounds to the rentals to thaw out a pipe or two my wife sent me this cute little cold weather comparison.

Amazingly the part attributed to Wisconsinites is not that far off on a few of the points.  We did actually go out to the garage and find our winter jackets this week, and yes when the temperatures hit the 50's in the spring you will find a few sunbathers up near campus.

 

 

 


Cold vs. Cold - Keep warm wherever you live!


60 above zero:
Floridians turn on the heat. People in Wisconsin plant gardens.


50 above zero:
Californians shiver uncontrollably. People in Eagle River sunbathe.


40 above zero:
Italian and European cars won't start. People in Wisconsin drive with the windows down


32 above zero:
Distilled water freezes. The water in Green Bay gets thicker.


20 above zero:
Floridians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves and wool hats. People in Wisconsin throw on a flannel shirt.


15 above zero:
New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in Wisconsin have the last cookout before it gets cold.


Zero:
People in Miami all die. Wisconsin people close the windows.


10 below zero:
Californians fly away to Mexico. People in Wisconsin get out their winter coats.


25 below zero:
Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Wisconsin are selling cookies door to door.


40 below zero:
Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Wisconsin let the dogs sleep indoors.


100 below zero:
Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Wisconsin people get upset because they can't start the mini-van.


400 below zero:
All atomic motion stops (absolute zero on the Kelvin scale)
Wisconsin public schools will start 2 hours late.

 

Have a great week, stay warm, and enjoy the winter fun.

 

 

 

picture credit

  • "Moose Enjoying The Snow" by debspoons http://www.freedigitalphotos.net/images/agree-terms.php?id=100117247

Comments(19)

William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

Yup, and Minnesota is about the same.  They wrote that popular Frozen song..."The cold never bothered me anyway."  from hardy Minnesotan's

Jan 08, 2015 12:51 PM
Mark Don McInnes, Sandpoint-Idaho
Sandpoint Realty LLC - Sandpoint, ID
North Idaho Real Estate - 208-255.6227

Bob this was a fun read.  Seen these comparisons (of a sort) before and they are always fun.  With you permission I would like to copy the text and change to North Idaho for my face book.  Mark

Jan 08, 2015 01:23 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Thanks for stopping by Bill and Mark, these rules seem to fit all of the northern states, feel free to borrow anything you like Mark!

Jan 08, 2015 01:35 PM
Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366
Dry Rot and Water Damage www.tromlerconstruction.com Mobile - 916-765-5366 - Placerville, CA
General Contractor, Dry Rot and Water Damage

This is so funny Bob, I laughed out loud! You nailed the Californians. You Wisconsinites are just nuts!!!

Jan 08, 2015 02:03 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Bob I am uncontrollably laughing and had to show Diane this post she agrees:)), ENdre

Jan 08, 2015 02:28 PM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Good morning Bob. Thank you for the laugh this morning, another below zero start to the day. You're right will have to ware a jacket for sure.

Jan 08, 2015 04:08 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

 Good morning Bob. Yes, that's about the long and short of it. I do have some friends who live in Wisconsin so I totally get it.

Jan 08, 2015 05:12 PM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning again Bob. Very cute and I did laugh. Wishing you awarm and wonderful day.

Jan 08, 2015 10:14 PM
Ed Silva, 203-206-0754
Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 - Waterbury, CT
Central CT Real Estate Broker Serving all equally

All things being relative.  I know I have played golf in FL wen the tems were in teh 50's and had to marvel at the natives with hats and heavy pants, and I'm in shorts and a golf shirt

Jan 08, 2015 10:28 PM
Bill Roberts
Brooks and Dunphy Real Estate - Oceanside, CA
"Baby Boomer" Retirement Planner

Bob, What I don't understand is why you people stay there. You do have TV, don't you?" You do know that there are more hospitable places to live?

I'm sure there are some benefits to being able to stand the cold. I DO GET COLD whenever the mercury dips below 60 degrees, but I like it like that.

And if it EVER did turn white here I would be looking for a warmer place ASAP.

Bill Roberts

BTW We get snowbirds here (San Diego) every year, but just like clock-work they all go home again. Why?

Jan 08, 2015 10:30 PM
John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

Good morning Bob.  What a great way to begin the day with a little winter weather fun.  You guys stay warm (I know you will.)  I really shouldn't complain about our cold 33 degree morning :)

Jan 08, 2015 10:54 PM
Amanda S. Davidson
Amanda Davidson Real Estate Group Brokered By Real - Alexandria, VA
Alexandria Virginia Homes For Sale

Bob, haha! I love the DC hot air reference ;) Stay warm!

Jan 08, 2015 11:22 PM
Roy Kelley
Retired - Gaithersburg, MD

Thanks for adding smiles to our faces.

Stay warm and have a great day and an outstanding weekend. 

Jan 09, 2015 02:01 AM
Debb Janes
Nature As Neighbors - Camas, WA
Put My Love of Nature At Work for You

Haha. I love the sense of humor it takes to enjoy really cold weather. :)  I agree with Roy's sentiments above - and wish  you the same. D 

Jan 09, 2015 02:06 AM
Ron Marshall
Marshall Enterprises - Saint Michael, MN
Birdhouse Builder Extraordinaire

ALLLLLLLL SOOOOOO  TTTTTRUE.  But, I am shivering a bit today since our furnace didn't start this morning....poor thing has been running a lot lately!

Jan 09, 2015 04:01 AM
Grant Schneider
Performance Development Strategies - Armonk, NY
Your Coach Helping You Create Successful Outcomes

Bob - that is really funny.  Weather is relative depending on where you live.  Wisconsin is really cold compared to NY metro area but might be similar to Buffalo, NY.

Jan 09, 2015 05:45 AM
Tom Braatz Waukesha County Real Estate 262-377-1459
Coldwell Banker - Oconomowoc, WI
Waukesha County Realtor Real Estate agent. SOLD!

Bob Crane

Thanks for thelaugh. I like the one about the girl scouts. Somehow, however, I cannot see Washington running out of hot air

 

Jan 09, 2015 08:15 AM
Chris Ann Cleland
Long and Foster Real Estate - Gainesville, VA
Associate Broker, Bristow, VA

I don't think it has to get to twenty above zero for Floridians to get the winter gear out.  My mother in law is in Vero Beach and complained about how "cold" it was here when it was in the fifties.  

Jan 09, 2015 08:48 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Bob, we had 2 degrees yesterday...sun was shining, stopped snowing but the wind was fierce!

Jan 09, 2015 01:39 PM