Is there a staging dictionary or glossary somewhere? If not, I think we should compile one.
Here are a few ideas to get us started (not in alphabetical order):
Unstaged- your work has been substantially changed by a client/family member or friend
Restaged- a staged property has been reworked or completely overhauled
Upstaged-a staged property has been given a more high-end look
De-Staging-The removal of all staging items after a successful sale
De-populate-removal of family photos
Furdown-minimize the presence of pets
RANT-remove accessories, nick-knacks and tchotckes (sp?)
BB&B-(Baby's Breath and Bows) dated embellishments
LOP- (Land of Precious, Courtesy of Christopher Lowell) Overly sweet or feminine decor
Salon So Long-Eliminating personal care items
Crystal Blue Persuasion-the color of a stager's face when talking to a resistent homeowner
OINK- (Orange is not Khaki) explaining the difference between neutrals and "now" wall colors
Furbe-Fuzzy toilet cover set
Sherping-Hauling things up and down grand staircases
Wicker Wonderland-Entire room filled with white wicker pieces
101- textbook-basic staging
ADA-Accent Pillow Addiction
Designery-over decorated, as in, "A little too Designery"
Throw-up-hodgepodge wall art arrangement that gives eclectic a bad rap
Faux Pas-painting techniques gone horribly wrong
Faux Pause-painting technique only partially completed
Florabunda-floral arrangements in every room
Cowabunda-large collection of cow figurines; also generic for any large animal figurine collection
PR-Pile-it room where old furnishings go to die. Also see Black Hole
Black Hole-As required by the Laws of Physics, all homes have a Black Hole that sucks matter into it, including the tools of your trade, unless you are vigilent.
Vertigo-Overuse of striped wallpaper; advising client to remove it
Toile Land-The overuse of Toile in a room or home
Garden of Weedin'-overgrown or labor intensive landscape
ChinWOWserie-a large collection of Asian furniture and/or accessories. (a play on Chinoiserie)
Statue-eerie: Potentially creepy statuary in home landscaping
Keeblerville: Yard overpopulared by Elves and Gnomes
From Here to Obscurity: Overgrown hedges and other plantings that hide a house
JIC: "Just in Case" accessories that are used for staging
Matchy-Matchy-extreme repeated use of a design element in a room. See Design in a Box
Design in a Box-prefab-like decor that is predictable, as in Bedroom-in-a-Bag.
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