Two elderly  women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see over the  dashboard. T-041-0340 - Ecstatic senior woman driving a convertibleAs they were cruising along, they came to an intersection.

The stoplight was red,      but they just went on through.

The woman in the passenger  seat thought to herself 'I must be losing it. I could have sworn we just  went through a red light.' After a few more minutes, they came to another  intersection and the light was red again. Again, they went right through. Image Ref: 21-33-71 - Red Traffic Lights, Viewed 1180 times The woman in the passenger seat was almost sure that the light had been red  but was really concerned that she was losing it. She was getting nervous.

At  the next intersection, sure enough, the light was red and they went on  through. Image Ref: 21-33-87 - Red Traffic Light, Viewed 1760 timesSo, she turned to the other woman and said, 'Mildred, did you know  that we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us both!PE-111-0168 - Senior women driving convertible
Mildred turned to her and said, 'Oh, crap, am I driving ?'  

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TELL  ME THIS WON'T HAPPEN TO US !!!

 
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11 Comments on I just can't see over the dashboard!

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11
2008
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Thanks for the laugh.  I needed that today.
1:00pm • #1
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I hope this doesn't happen to me/us.  Living long if you have your health and sanity is OK otherwise, my maker can come and get me!
1:20pm • #2
Hi Ray - Thank you for the joke.  I just wish I could pick up and get out of the office now so that I could end the week with a laugh.  Enjoy your weekend.
2:22pm • #3
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Ray - LOL, Great joke! I hope it doesn't happen to me :)
3:11pm • #4
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Great joke!  I think if you stay active you'll have less chance of this happening to you! My father drove until a few weeks before he passed - you'd never know he was 77, he was still as alert as most 50 somethings. 
3:15pm • #5
2 Featured Posts
Hello Ray- Hilarious joke. It brought a big smile to my face. And I hope this dosen't happen to me! 
3:48pm • #6
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LOLOLOL!!  Sounds like a few brokers we have out here.

Thanx for the laugh!

3:55pm • #7
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12
2008
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I hope it does not happen. Not any time soon anyway. Thanks for the laugh.
5:53pm • #8
APR
13
2008
That's hilarious and the pictures fit it perfect, thanks for sharing
8:20am • #9
Thanx for the crooked laugh this gave me...I thought it was funny but I sure did look both ways at the lights today!!
12:19pm • #10

hEY GuYS,

tHANKS, nOW wHAT DId i DO WiTH tHe KEyS.

rAy

2:26pm • #11

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