With a nod to Jon Kolsky who finally clued me in with his entry for a contest that had fully escaped me...
You Might Be From Capitol Hill (the Washington DC one, not a bunch of others) If ...
- You have an extra bedroom and a futon for the perpetual stream of out of town family for school trips, cub scout outings, annual ...
- ... Cherry Blossoms. when a gazillion plus people come into the city for a week
(and they all want to stay with you, see the prior bullet)
- You have an "english basement" apartment who's rent pays your entire pre-2006 mortgage (that being the apartment beneath the sidewalk level in this photo)
- This snowstorm (above) of 3-5" will have schools closed for at least 2 days. During this time, you cannot bring your kids to slide down from the Capitol and Capitol Hill, though you can expect the US Capitol Police will revoke these regulations within the next year or two allowing you to soon do this
- You know which US House or Senate offices your neighbors work (and hence, their political affiliation). Every one else in town is quiet on these matters.
- You know which weeks Congress is in session (hint: Tuesday-Thursday, a few weeks per season)
- You know what the Supreme Court is debating this week and yuo know their meeting periods too
- You know all the Museusm are free (can't understand why people pay in NYC)
- You know how to smoothly parallel park while holding the phone to your ears and understand exactly what you need to do in these conditions (and you KNOW Capitol Hill is the coveted Zone 6):
- You have no idea what a Home Depot is, but you know that Frager's Garden Department is on E St SE while Frager's Paint Department is on Pennsylvania Ave SE. Why would anyone go anywhere else?
- You have no need to give people directions to your neighborhood because you KNOW the entire country, and a good chunk of the world revolves around your axis (regardless of wha other bigger cities may think)
(parking photos from http://washingtondcparking.blogspot.com/)
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