It's Another Beautiful Day, Full of Hope, then you receive this Forwarded email from an 80 year old.

          
 1. Chicago Cubs outfielder Andre Dawson on being a role model:
"I wan' all dem kids to do what I do, to look up to me. I wan' all the kids tocopulate me." 
          
 2. New Orleans Saint RB George Rogers when  asked about the upcoming season:
"I want to rush for 1,000 or 1,500 yards, whichever comes first.." 
          
 3. And, upon  hearing Joe Jacobi of the 'Skin's say:
"I'd run over my  own mother to win the Super Bowl,"
Matt Millen of the Raiders said: 
"To win, I'd run over Joe's Mom, too." 
          
 4. Torrin Polk,University of Houston receiver, on his coach, John Jenkins:
"He treat us like mens. He let us wear earrings." 
          
 5. Football commentator and  former player Joe Theismann:
"Nobody in football should be called a genius. A genius is a guy like NormanEinstein." 
          
 6. Senior basketball player at the University of  Pittsburgh :
"I'm going to graduate on time, no matter how long it takes.."
(Now that is beautiful) 
          
 7. Bill Peterson, a Florida State football coach:
"You guys line up alphabetically by height..,"  
 And, "You guys pair up in groups of three, and then line up in a circle." 
          
 8. Boxing promoter Dan Duva on Mike Tyson going to prison:
"Why would anyone expect him to  come out smarter? He went to prison for three years, not Princeton ..." 
          
 9. Stu Grimson, Chicago Blackhawks left wing, explaining why he keeps a colorphoto of himself above his locker:
"That's so when I forget how to spell my name, I can still find my clothes." 
          
 10. Lou Duva, veteran boxing trainer, on the Spartan training regimen ofheavyweight Andrew Golota:
"He's a guy who gets up at six o'clock in the morning, regardless of what time it is." 
          
 11. Chuck Nevitt , North Carolina State basketball player, explaining to Coach Jim 
 Valvano why he appeared nervous at practice:
"My sister's  expecting a baby, and I don't know if I'm going to be an uncle or an aunt. 
 (I wonder if his IQ ever hit room temperature in January) 
          
 12. Frank Layden, Utah Jazz president, on a former player:
"I asked him, 'Son, what is it with you? Is it ignorance  or apathy?'
 He said, 'Coach, I don't know and I don't care.'" 
          
 13. Shelby Metcalf, basketball coach at Texas A&M, recounting what he told a player who received four F's and one D:
"Son, looks to me like you're spending too much time on one subject." 
          
   14. In the words of NC State great Charles Shackelford:
"I can go to my left or right, I am amphibious."   
          
 15. Former Houston Oilers coach Bum Phillips when asked by Bob Costas why he takes his wife on all the road trips, Phillips responded: 
 "Because she's too ugly to kiss good-bye."