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Home Inspector with Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area InterNACHI 10041206

I had an Inspection the other day in Rio Rancho, Albuquerque's next door neighbor, just west of the Rio Grande. Nice area! This was this lady's second attempt at finding her dream home, the first one revealed mucho problemo's, so hopefully this one is the one! 

This house was built on a golf course, of course everybody that considers buying a golf course home should expect a golf ball in the yard once in a while. During my initial walk
around, I noticed several holes in the stucco, screens, saw broken glass under windows that had been repaired.

Seeing this I wondered where is this house situated on the golf course for so many hits to the house. I walked to the back of the property and saw the green. It was just past the house off to the right. Ahhh, nobody is hitting the greens! But wait.... it would take a really horrible shot to get this far off track! Super bad slice for sure! It was probably 75 - 80 yards from the green.... wow, bad!

Most of the houses here are frame homes with stucco applied to the exterior. When one of those golf balls hit the stucco it punches a hole all the way through to the moisture barrier... almost like small grenades! I kept thinking to myself how bad the golfers were to be this far off course... then it was time to get up on the roof.

 

 

 

Whoa! I counted 36 golf balls on the roof! No roof damage, but the parapet walls were dinged up quite a bit. The good news is they closed that section of the golf course because the developer was going to build some new homes on it. Saved!!

 

I wish I would have had one of my clubs with me... I could have gotten some driving range practice from up there! Looking at the neighbors houses to the left and right I noticed they have been victims as well, lots of holes in the stucco, but not near as many balls on the roof. Maybe they actually got up there and removed them. I think this owner was collecting them, it wouldn't have taken much longer to use them as gravel on the roof surface! Hey... not a bad idea!

 

One should consider all the possibilities when purchasing a golf course home. Figure out where on the course the home is located! Is it beside the green? Is it beside the T Box? That would probably be the safest location since nobody would be hitting TOWARDS your home!! There were some bad golfers there...lol

 

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Fred Hernden 

 

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Comments(14)

John McCormack, CRS
Albuquerque Homes Realty - Albuquerque, NM
Honesty, Integrity, Results, Experienced. HIRE Me!

So that's for where my 36 golf balls went to.... Kidding!  If if were me on the course there would be more than 36 balls on the roof.

Debbie ~

Jun 19, 2015 02:47 AM
Fred Hernden, CMI
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector

Debbie - I have sent a few awry as well... I thought I saw your initials on some of those balls 

You know where that's at, right?

Jun 19, 2015 02:56 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good afternoon Fred,

At least for the location I am innocent; never played in your fine state.

Make yourself a great day.

Jun 19, 2015 03:05 AM
Lenn Harley
Lenn Harley, Homefinders.com, MD & VA Homes and Real Estate - Leesburg, VA
Real Estate Broker - Virginia & Maryland

They need one of those protective net screens in the back of their lot.

Jun 19, 2015 03:35 AM
Fred Hernden, CMI
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector

Raymond - But you're wanted in the other 49 states? LOL

Lenn - Not sure if that would have worked or not... but the course is closed now!

Jun 19, 2015 03:45 AM
Jay Markanich
Jay Markanich Real Estate Inspections, LLC - Bristow, VA
Home Inspector - servicing all Northern Virginia

When I was a kid we got golf balls out of the local golf course lakes and sold them to the golfers.  It was a great business!

In that neighborhood some kid could make a killing on those roofs!

Jun 19, 2015 09:16 PM
Fred Hernden, CMI
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector

Jay - There was a course that I used to play quite often where the kids did that.... they always had tons of balls to choose from. I don't know if that kid ever made anything of himself, his name was Callaway...

Jun 20, 2015 12:03 AM
Gene Allen
Fathom Realty - Cary, NC
Realty Consultant for Cary Real Estate

I lived on a golf course lot next to the tee.  We had a tree line between the houses and the course so it wasn't too bad.  

Jun 20, 2015 01:12 AM
Rich Cederberg
eXp Realty - Albuquerque, NM
eXp Realty Agent Albuquerque

lol I know that house! Thank goodness that part of the golf course is closed. Once they patch those holes, the stucco will be as good as new, right?

Jun 20, 2015 11:20 AM
Fred Hernden, CMI
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector

Gene - Next to the Tee box is probably the safest place to be!

Rich - You've seen the house before?   Yes, if they patch it correctly and monitor it over time they should be good. Fore!

Jun 21, 2015 12:29 AM
Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor

I would not want to be that close to the course but I know many love the view.

Jun 21, 2015 03:21 AM
Fred Hernden, CMI
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector

Barbara-Jo - It's not that close.... I would say there is some really bad golf going on in Rio Rancho...lol. I think the biggest advantage is there's no house behind you...

Jun 22, 2015 01:08 AM
Toni Weidman
Sailwinds Realty - Trinity, FL
20+ Years Selling Homes in New Port Richey, FL

They would have to be very bad golfers to hit mine, Fred. Our house is at an agnle to the tee box. But down the line of home, several get hit all the time.

Jun 27, 2015 10:37 PM
Fred Hernden, CMI
Superior Home Inspections - Greater Albuquerque Area - Albuquerque, NM
Albuquerque area Master Inspector

Toni - Without seeing where this house was located on the course, you would have thought it was in the middle of the fairway...lol, but these people were bad bad bad golfers cause it was quite a ways off the fair play areas...

Jun 28, 2015 12:27 AM