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What's Your Beef? (Great MLS Bloopers)

By
Real Estate Agent with Sotheby's International Realty BRE # 01362887

 


Hi Folks - the blooper blog is back, and the MLS gaffes are more hilarious than ever.  I think you will enjoy my list of this week's favorites:

First a Moo

"Cows returned after 9 am" (Uh, got milk?)

"Golf curse home"  (A home that is obviously not up to par...)

"Pack as soon as you arrive" (Apparently someone found my underwear in the glove compartment again…)

"Guess room" (That's what I call my kitchen.)

"Closeted Tuesday" (Cover of Vanity Fair on Wednesday, Caitlyn?)

"Red shudders" (I  shuddered, too...at your spelling.)

And Here's a Zoo...

"New three-bedroom horse" (For the latest in mobile homes...)

"This house is a seal" (Yet another example of dubious zoological building ideas.)

"Seller will carrot" (Lettuce all hope for a salad deal.)

"Wong size water heater" (Did it come with egg rolls?)

"Docs not available until Thursday." (Because they're all playing golf on Wednesday?)

And Now the Loo...

"Mire in bathroom stays" (Hence the alligator affixed to your ankle...)

"Back area recently expanded" (I have the same problem.)

"Drive around ben." (Maybe Ben should get his ass out of the road.)

And Just a Fool...

"Jaw breaking views" (This is hilarious - I can't top this!)

 

That's it for this week, folks. Remember: Spell well and sell.
 
 

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Debbie Gartner
The Flooring Girl - White Plains, NY
The Flooring Girl & Blog Stylist -Dynamo Marketers

Gwen - These are funny.  I wonder if some of the agents realize their listings are featured here.

Jun 24, 2015 09:18 PM
marti garaughty
garaughty.com - Montreal, QC
a highly caffeinated creative type...

garaughty, abstract art, graphic design, WordPress consultant

Jun 25, 2015 12:17 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Hi Bruce - I'm still here.  I was just under a gallimaufry of life events.

Jun 25, 2015 08:36 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

I agree, Gayle. It's probably near a meat-packing plant.

Jun 25, 2015 08:37 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Evelyn and Ted, thank you so much for reading and commenting.

Jun 25, 2015 08:38 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Karen, you are right - sadly, I will never run out!

Jun 25, 2015 08:39 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Jerry, maybe I am the Lenny Bruce of the real estate brigade?

Jun 25, 2015 08:40 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Conrad, it's so nice to hear from you as always!

Jun 25, 2015 08:40 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Jay, I am so happy to hear you have kept track of your undershorts. I was worried... 

Jun 25, 2015 08:42 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Debbie, probably some of them can't read, so I doubt it they have... :-)

Jun 25, 2015 08:42 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Hi Marti - got milk?

Jun 25, 2015 08:43 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thank you for all your comments. I finally posted a new blog last week. Please check out "Charmin Home - Wiping Out On The MLS."

Jul 15, 2015 03:42 AM
Jane Peters
Home Jane Realty - Los Angeles, CA
Los Angeles real estate concierge services

I am on a roll this morning reading all the posts I missed. This is one of the best.

Jul 16, 2015 03:41 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thank, Jane. These posts are just a reminder that morons are still out there!

Jul 16, 2015 03:43 AM
Tammy Lankford,
Lane Realty Eatonton, GA Lake Sinclair, Milledgeville, 706-485-9668 - Eatonton, GA
Broker GA Lake Sinclair/Eatonton/Milledgeville

And they probably vote too.  And you did save the best for last.  Now I'm going down the street and see if they even still sell jaw breakers anymore.  I mean, I have some listings with great views.  Maybe I'll bury a jaw breaker in the yard instead of a St. Joseph and see how that works out for my sellers.  

Jul 16, 2015 04:04 AM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Tammy, you are hilarious! YOU should be writing this blog!

Jul 16, 2015 04:09 AM
Debe Maxwell, CRS
Savvy + Company (704) 491-3310 - Charlotte, NC
The RIGHT CHARLOTTE REALTOR!

Okay, so you had me at 'egg roll!'  Glad to see the MLS bloopers are back, Gwen!

Jul 17, 2015 07:49 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

It's great to hear from you, Debe!

Jul 19, 2015 05:16 AM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Since laugher is health-giving, just think how many lives these agents might be saving. Ya gotta wonder - do their listing clients ever see these things? And if so, why do they still have the listings? 

Hilarious, as always. Your blooper columns are my favorite read. 

Jul 21, 2015 04:37 PM
Gwen Banta
Sotheby's International Realty - Los Angeles, CA

Thank you, Marte. I agree that laughter is healthy – so that must mean these morons are the shamans of real estate!

Jul 21, 2015 05:04 PM