To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?" "Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"
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