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Thursday Morning Funny 183

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

 

To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the pessimist, the glass is half-empty.
To the optimist, the glass is half-full.
To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

A man walks into a bar one day and asks, "Does anyone here own that rottweiler outside?" "Yeah, I do!" a biker says, standing up. "What about it?" "Well, I think my chihuahua just killed him..." "What are you talkin' about?!" the biker says, disbelievingly. "How could your little runt kill my rottweiler?" "Well, it seems he got stuck in your dog's throat!"

 

 

 

 

 

 

Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Larry, have to admire the thinking of the engineer! Cute! Enjoy your day!

Jul 01, 2015 10:50 PM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

ah like the second one.. had me going for a moment then it had a great twist!

Jul 02, 2015 03:55 AM