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Friday Funny, The Lone Ranger and Tonto

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Real Estate Agent WV0026375

Friday Funny, The Lone Ranger and Tonto

 

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were camping in the wilderness.

After they got their tent set up, both men fell sound asleep. Some hours later, Tonto wakes the Lone Ranger and says,"'Kemo Sabe, look towards sky, what you see?"


The Lone Ranger replies, "I see millions of stars."


"What that tell you?" asked Tonto.

 

The Lone Ranger ponders for aminute then says, "Astronomically-speaking, it tells me there are millions of galaxies and potentially billions of planets. Astrologically, it tells me that Saturn is in Leo. Time-wise, it appears to be approximately a quarter past three in the morning. Theologically,the Lord is all-powerful and we are small and insignificant. Meteorologically, it seems we will have a beautiful day tomorrow.

 

What does it tell you,Tonto?"

"You dumber than buffalo... It mean someone stole tent."

 

Friday funny, the longer ranger and tonto

 

      HAVE A FANTASTIC WEEKEND, EVERYONE!

 

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Comments (27)

Yolanda Cordova-Gilbert
Richmond, TX

REbecca,

 That is funny, I loved it ! I hope you have a wonderful weekend!

Jul 10, 2015 08:32 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...sometimes it is right in front of you and you still can't see it.

Jul 10, 2015 10:52 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

ahahahhahaha.... that would be true as well.

Happy Friday ... enjoy your weekend!

Jul 10, 2015 11:24 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Patricia Feager, MBA, GRI, Cert Negotiations Expert, Military Relo Prof  - I also like this perhaps the same reason as you...reminded me of my childhood and the simpler time in my life. As for my weekend, busy. Showing property, writing 2 contracts and reading two home inspections.

 

Jul 10, 2015 11:32 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Anita Clark - glad to give you a smile today. Hope your weekend is relaxing and fun.

Sometimes, jokes are even better the second time around, Tammy Lankford.

 

Jul 10, 2015 11:34 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Ted Glover - well, I for one, didn't expect that punch line.

Evelyn Johnston - ha, nor did I.

Glad you liked it, Grant Schneider 

 

Jul 10, 2015 11:35 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

You are so welcome, Sharon Lee 

Yolanda Cordova-Gilbert - I thought this was funny and a great punch line.

 

 

Jul 10, 2015 11:37 AM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

 

 

William Feela - so true!

Kathleen Daniels - thanks and I hope you enjoy your weekend as well.

 

 

Jul 10, 2015 11:38 AM
Debbie Laity
Cedaredge Land Company - Cedaredge, CO
Your Real Estate Resource for Delta County, CO

Ok...I really did laugh out loud at that one. Thanks for sharing, Rebecca. 

Jul 10, 2015 01:16 PM
Gayle Rich-Boxman Fishhawk Lake Real Estate
John L Scott Market Center - Birkenfeld, OR
"Your Local Expert!" 503-739-3843

Hysterical!!! Nice laugh at the end of a crazyish day with lots of last minute snafus on a closing that is WAAAAAAAAAAAAY overdue! 

Have a good one, Rebecca....

Jul 10, 2015 01:34 PM
Noah Seidenberg
Coldwell Banker - Evanston, IL
Chicagoland and Suburbs (800) 858-7917

I needed a good laugh Rebecca, thanks for delivering.

Jul 10, 2015 03:04 PM
Paul S. Henderson, REALTOR®, CRS
Fathom Realty Washington LLC - Tacoma, WA
South Puget Sound Washington Agent/Broker!

Thank you for the smile Rebecca Gaujot, the GO TO REALTOR 

Jul 10, 2015 03:47 PM
TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

 Good Saturday morning Rebecca. Thank you for the Saturday morning laugh. I needed it!

Jul 10, 2015 06:54 PM
Gabe Sanders
Real Estate of Florida specializing in Martin County Residential Homes, Condos and Land Sales - Stuart, FL
Stuart Florida Real Estate

Thanks for the humor, Rebecca.  Lone Ranger has much to learn from Tonto.

Jul 10, 2015 09:31 PM
Chris and Dick Dovorany
Homes for Sale in Naples, Bonita Springs and Estero, Florida - Naples, FL
Broker/Associate at Premiere Plus Realty

Very funny and just the perfect thing to start off my busy Saturday morning.  Have a great weekend.

Jul 10, 2015 09:55 PM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Rebecca. This really cracked me up. Thank you for the morning chuckle.

Jul 10, 2015 11:02 PM
Rebecca Gaujot, Realtor®
Lewisburg, WV
Lewisburg WV, the go to agent for all real estate

Thanks for stopping by and enjoying a joke and some laughter.

 

Jul 11, 2015 01:26 PM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

I love that one Rebecca. I always enjoyed watching the Lone Ranger and Tonto.

Jul 11, 2015 10:39 PM
Robert Bob Gilbert
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices Anderson Properties - Katy, TX
Your Katy TX ( West of Houston) Real Estate Expert

Rebecca, Very funny and some how missed this when it was published. Good joke to start the week with. 

Jul 20, 2015 06:02 AM
Barbara-Jo Roberts Berberi, MA, PSA, TRC - Greater Clearwater Florida Residential Real Estate Professional
Charles Rutenberg Realty - Clearwater, FL
Palm Harbor, Dunedin, Clearwater, Safety Harbor

I used to actually enjoy watching the Lone Ranger and Tonto as a kid on tv.

Aug 20, 2015 11:59 PM