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Weekly Words of Wisdom - 7/10/2014

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Real Estate Agent with RE/MAX Select R.E.

 

 

 

Happy Friday!! 

 I hope that your week is ending nicely.  Mine has been great - albeit a bit warm.  I read that we broke the record for most consecutive days in a row over 80.  I know that many folks 'roud here are finding it a tad warm….  I have to be honest, I am loving it!!  But they do say we will have a break soon and maybe even some rain.  LOL, rain in Seattle…  what is that???!!! 

  

I hope you enjoy the ‘quotes’ today,  although I am not sure they are as much ‘quotes’ as just funnies.  :)    I will see you next Friday with some new ones.  Until then, have a splendid day.    

  

…geri

 

 

  

I’m not lazy…  I’m just on energy saving mode.  ~Unknown

  

You know there is a problem with the education system when you realize that out of the 3R’s only one begins with an R.  ~Dennis Miller

  

We are the people our parents warned us about.  ~Jimmy Buffet

 

 

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments.  ~Flip Wilson

 

 

The nice part about living in a small town is that when I don’t know what I’m doing, someone else does.  ~Unknown

 

 

A little girl at a wedding afterwards asked her mother why the bride changed her mind.  The mom asked her what do you mean?  The child responded, well she went down the aisle with one man and came back with another.  ~Unknown

 

 

He believes that marriage and career don’t mix.  So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.  ~Unknown

 

 

 A man asked a fairy to make him desirable and irresistible to all women.  She turned him into a credit card.  ~Unknown

 

Comments (2)

Chris and Dick Dovorany
Homes for Sale in Naples, Bonita Springs and Estero, Florida - Naples, FL
Broker/Associate at Premiere Plus Realty

All very cute quotes and a perfect ending to a busy week.  Have a great weekend.

Jul 10, 2015 01:08 AM
Troy Erickson AZ Realtor (602) 295-6807
HomeSmart - Chandler, AZ
Your Chandler, Ahwatukee, and East Valley Realtor

Geri - Funny stuff, thanks for sharing. I especially like the quote by Flip Wilson.

Jul 10, 2015 03:36 AM