Being a mortgage broker and being all over the web I receive my fair share of solicitation calls from people trying to sell me everything from mortgage leads to the kitchen sink. While surfing the web today I found this little tidbit and thought I'd share it will all my readers.
One of these days I'm going to try to keep a straight face and use this on one of the bozo's who doesn't bother to see that I'm listed (all numbers) on the Do Not Call Registry.
That was you? I thought it was the dogs trying to get my attention. Go figure.
Either way you go it's still good for a laugh. Funny thing he should mention midgets in Vegas, while I was there last week I saw a show featuring those that are height challenged. Hmm, I wonder if Mr. Mabe was at the same show?
Now that was funny, I would love to use that but I don't think that I could hold my laughter for that long. Thanks for the tip and I would like to know if anybody actually tries this.
Ed i acutually got solicited once by a loan officer who asked what deals i had in my pipeline, he said he could get me a "quarter better" on the rate and he would pay me a referral fee, ugh!!!!
I had to hang up on him and he found me on activerain.
I had this e-mailed to me a few months back. I had a buddy who worked for a mortgage company that was more phone and lead oriented then the business I am in, so I stopped by and played it on my laptop for about 15 of his colleagues. They were ROLLING! Then the war stories of bad phone calls started...
Ed Brophy - Mortgage Consultant
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Other than making fun of race, sexual orientation, physical handicaps and Vegas, that was funny.