A Woman's night time prayer

 

One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep

Closeup of smiling woman sleeping
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

 
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18 Comments on A Woman's night time prayer

Ray Oh dear, I don't think I have prayed enough! LOL!  I have some catching up to do!

04/16/2008 05:20 AM by Lynchburg, Roanoke & Danville Area Nannette Saunders ASSOCIATE BROKER (Bradner, Farmer, Towler and Associates)

And don't forget...Please turn my hubby into a 20 year old stud!!!!!

04/16/2008 05:46 AM by Carrie Heath (Prudential Benrud Realty)

Good morning Ray,

It is a little early for me to even contemplate this one....but thanks for the laugh....

04/16/2008 05:52 AM by Julie Chapman Realty Homes Brunswick Georgia

Hi Ray,

I hope the ladies take this in the spirit it was offered! Wonder what the men's prayer would be?

04/16/2008 05:59 AM by Richard Weisser, Associate Broker, E-Pro ERA United Realty, Auctioneer, CE Author (Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty)

OK Ray,  Where is the one for the men.  I need on...........QUICK!  LOL

04/16/2008 06:05 AM by Don Rogers CRS, GRI, Broker/Sales Associate (RE/MAX Discover)

Ray........do you secretly see yourself as a woman?

04/16/2008 07:03 AM by Donna Marie Godfrey (Kenneth R. Styer Real Estate)

Rich and Don,

I will find/work on one for men.... as for Donna...No, have never thought or even desire to be a women now or EVER. Your species is TOO COMPLICATED, I want to live simply...see things thru a man's eye!LOL

Ray

04/16/2008 07:25 AM by Ray Zwart, CRS, ABR, SRES Lower Hudson Valley Real Estate (RJ Smith Realty)

Ray - RE Richard's question - Ummm, I think if you swap pronouns (my -->her) you have the men's prayer written :) 

04/16/2008 09:16 AM by Erik Hitzelberger, --Louisville-Bullitt County Real Estate (RE/MAX Alliance)

The prayer for the men is most likely the same. The men are probably praying that their wife keeps her shape...........

Very funny Ray, keep it up.

04/16/2008 09:26 AM by JL Boney, III (Russell and Jeffcoat)

That was cute Ray...As Richard says jopefully they see the humor in it.  We need to laugh at ourselves.  A mens prayer if you are working on it, needs to have some hunting and fishing time!

04/16/2008 09:31 AM by William Feela Whispering Pines Realty (Whispering Pines Realty)

Ray,

JL is getting funnier every day! He's killing me here!

04/16/2008 04:03 PM by Richard Weisser, Associate Broker, E-Pro ERA United Realty, Auctioneer, CE Author (Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty)

AMEN!

...And Please Lord, do it all again tomorrow!

04/16/2008 09:56 PM by Mirela Monte, Your Myrtle Beach Connection

JL,

If she hears you praying to keep her in shape, the next thing you'll notice, is the shape of your head on the frying pan! LOL, Ray

04/17/2008 05:11 AM by Ray Zwart, CRS, ABR, SRES Lower Hudson Valley Real Estate (RJ Smith Realty)

Ray, where did you get that picture of my wife. That was actually taken on our honeymoon.

04/17/2008 09:23 AM by JL Boney, III (Russell and Jeffcoat)

JL,

I guess that honeymoon didn't last long! Down the aisle and into the frying pan!

Ray

04/17/2008 10:05 AM by

Wow, wonder hat happened to the identity of the last paster? Wierd!

04/17/2008 03:00 PM by Richard Weisser, Associate Broker, E-Pro ERA United Realty, Auctioneer, CE Author (Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty)

Hey, Rich,

It was I! Don't know what happened.

Ray

04/17/2008 03:14 PM by Ray Zwart, CRS, ABR, SRES Lower Hudson Valley Real Estate (RJ Smith Realty)

That is my wife's prayer!  Thanks.

04/18/2008 12:51 AM by Robert Machado, CPM MPM Sacramento Area Property Manager and Property Management (HomePointe Property Management, CRMC)

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