One for the girls

Now I lay me down to sleep

Closeup of smiling woman sleeping
I pray the Lord my shape to keep.
Please no wrinkles, Please no bags
And please lift my butt before it sags.
Please no age spots, Please no gray
And as for my belly, Please take it away. Please keep me healthy, Please keep me young, And thank you Dear Lord, For all that you've done.

 
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18 Comments on A Woman's night time prayer

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2008
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Ray Oh dear, I don't think I have prayed enough! LOL!  I have some catching up to do!
5:20am • #1
And don't forget...Please turn my hubby into a 20 year old stud!!!!!
5:46am • #2
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Good morning Ray,

It is a little early for me to even contemplate this one....but thanks for the laugh....
5:52am • #3
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Hi Ray,

I hope the ladies take this in the spirit it was offered! Wonder what the men's prayer would be?
5:59am • #4
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OK Ray,  Where is the one for the men.  I need on...........QUICK!  LOL
6:05am • #5
Ray........do you secretly see yourself as a woman?
7:03am • #6

Rich and Don,

I will find/work on one for men.... as for Donna...No, have never thought or even desire to be a women now or EVER. Your species is TOO COMPLICATED, I want to live simply...see things thru a man's eye!LOL

Ray
7:25am • #7
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Ray - RE Richard's question - Ummm, I think if you swap pronouns (my -->her) you have the men's prayer written :) 
9:16am • #8
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The prayer for the men is most likely the same. The men are probably praying that their wife keeps her shape...........

Very funny Ray, keep it up.
9:26am • #9
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That was cute Ray...As Richard says jopefully they see the humor in it.  We need to laugh at ourselves.  A mens prayer if you are working on it, needs to have some hunting and fishing time!
9:31am • #10
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Ray,

JL is getting funnier every day! He's killing me here!
4:03pm • #11
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AMEN!

...And Please Lord, do it all again tomorrow!
9:56pm • #12
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17
2008

JL,

If she hears you praying to keep her in shape, the next thing you'll notice, is the shape of your head on the frying pan! LOL, Ray
5:11am • #13
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Ray, where did you get that picture of my wife. That was actually taken on our honeymoon.
9:23am • #14

JL,

I guess that honeymoon didn't last long! Down the aisle and into the frying pan!

Ray
10:05am • #15
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Wow, wonder hat happened to the identity of the last paster? Wierd!
3:00pm • #16

Hey, Rich,

It was I! Don't know what happened.

Ray
3:14pm • #17
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2008
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That is my wife's prayer!  Thanks.
12:51am • #18

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