Something may have been rotten in the State of Denmark, but the MLS isn’t smelling much better. Check out this review of some of my favorite stinkers and clinkers from the MLS and real estate ads if you’re in the mood for a few giggles:
Something Seems Amiss…
"New farmers stink" (Old farmers don't smell much better.)
“One moth incentive” (Do you wave wool sweaters before their little eyes?)
“Come see a good hose” (Or a dumb hoser...)
“This yer special” (Aww, yer special, too… in a really slow kind of way.)
“Ice cram served” (That’s sounds harsh.)
“$10k bonus to close end” (Have you tried the “ice cram”? That should close it!)
Now I’m really Confused
“Drawwing for fre tip” (Here’s a “fre tip”: Try removing your baseball mitt when you type.)
“Out with the old, usher in the mew” (So you plan to replace grandma with a cat?)
“Prussians can stay” (…So said the Germans, but how’s that workin’ out for ‘em?)
“Dog hole will be fixed” (With what - an ice cram?)
“Water dramage” (My guess is it was bourbon.)
“Too mush to desscribe” (Yep - it was bourbon.)
This Week’s Faves:
“Windy path” (Apparently you've discovered my Uncle Paddy’s boxer shorts.)
"Expel the best" (That's Uncle Paddy's favorite Irish farting game.)
“Invisible wall of gass” (Yep - that's Uncle Paddy after a few beers and a sausage.)
That's all until next Friday, folks. In the meantime - Spell and Sell!
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