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A Golfer Enters the Pro Shop... Sunday Funny!!

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Real Estate Broker/Owner with Mike McCann - Broker, Mach1 Realty Farm & Commercial Land Broker-Auctioneer Serving Nebraska

Golfer walks into the pro shop at the local course and asks the golf pro if they sell ball markers.

 

The golf pro says they do, and they are $1.00.

 

The guy gives the golf pro a buck.

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The golf pro opens the register, puts the dollar in,

 

and hands him a dime to use as the marker.

 

         (Rumor has it that this economic model is also used by the U.S. government for purchases.)

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Now I am not a very good golfer... rarely gof in fact...and I sure as heck do not know the rules by the book...but I do call on the ghosts of the mulligan side kick to help me out. 

I would show you how the MSK is done but no one has ever seen it actually performed by me on the course... You will have to trust me when I say it works for me...

Until Next Time...

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Mike McCann Nebraska Land Broker This has been Mike McCann...Nebraska Land Broker...Coming to you from the Farm Land of Nebraska and America!! Visit me at www.mikemccann.com to learn more about the agricultural and farm land for sale market. 

Many farms For Sale in Nebraska are not listed publicly...please call, text, or e-mail with your questions, wants, and needs!

Mike is your Ag, Farm, and Auction expert throughout Nebraska!

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Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Very funny I will have to use this when we are discussing Government Help:))Endre

Aug 09, 2015 01:35 PM
Neil Pluister
RE/MAX Property Pros Minocqua Neil Pluister (715) 367-7270 - Minocqua, WI
Realtor Up North

Mike,

Great post as laughter is good for the heart. Keep up the funny post.

Aug 09, 2015 02:59 PM
Bob Crane
Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified - Stevens Point, WI
Forestland Experts! 715-204-9671

Thanks for the laugh Mike, unfortunately there is likely some truth to the gov usin this tactic

 

Aug 09, 2015 04:39 PM
Sandy Padula & Norm Padula, JD, GRI
HomeSmart Realty West & Florida Realty Investments - , CA
Presence, Persistence & Perseverance

Mike McCann - Nebraska Land Broker If this wasn't so true I would probably laugh, but unfortunately, everytime I think of our Government taking, and Taking & TAKING, I just have to shudder in anger.

Aug 09, 2015 09:13 PM
Myrl Jeffcoat
Sacramento, CA
Greater Sacramento Realtor - Retired

Sad, but likely quite true! 

In my own community, we were an unincorporated part of the country until a little over a decade ago.  Our supervisor lived in another part of the county which was an incorporated city.  Our tax dollars would go downtown, and much of the money would stay there, or filter out to the city where our supervisor was.  When our community finally incorporated and became a city, we were amazed at how much revenue we actually had.  When much of California was socked in recession, we actually had a surplus.

Aug 09, 2015 10:39 PM