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“This is One Smart Realtor”

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Real Estate Agent with Woodland Management Service / Woodland Real Estate, KW Diversified #1 in Forest Land Mgmt

Today it may be good to end with a laugh. 

My friend Joe Petrowsky shares a lot of wisdom in his blog everyday, and those who follow him have gained immensely, yet we also enjoy those occasional bits of humor that he shares with us too.

I hope you enjoy this one too.

Original content by Joe Petrowsky NMLS # 6869

“This is One Smart Realtor”

 

 

A circus owner runs an ad for a "lion tamer wanted" and two people show up. One is an old Realtor in his seventies, the other a drop-dead gorgeous brunette with a great body in her twenties....

The circus owner tells them, "I'm not going to sugar coat it. This is one ferocious lion.  He ate my last tamer so you two had better be good or you're history.  "Here's your equipment... a chair, a whip and a gun. Who wants to try out first?"

The gorgeous brunette says, "I'll go first."

She walks past the chair, the whip and the gun and steps right into the lion's cage.  The lion gets all heated up, starts to snarl and pant and begins to charge her.  As he gets close, the gorgeous brunette throws open her coat, revealing her beautiful, perfect naked body.

The lion stops dead in his tracks, sheepishly crawls up to her and starts licking her feet and ankles. He continues to lick and kiss every inch of her body for several minutes, then lays down and rests his head at her feet.

The circus owner's jaw is on the floor!! He says, "That's amazing! I've never seen anything like that in my life!"

Then he turns to the old Realtor and asks, "Can you top that?"

The tough old Realtor replies... "Possibly... but you've got to get that lion out of there first."

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Comments (9)

TeamCHI - Complete Home Inspections, Inc.
Complete Home Inspections, Inc. - Brentwood, TN
Home Inspectons - Nashville, TN area - 615.661.029

 Good Sunday morning Bob. Good choice for re-blog as I got a good laugh out of this myself.

Aug 29, 2015 06:53 PM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Good morning Bob. Thank you for the re-blog. In re-reading the post, it was pretty funny, smart Realtor for sure.

Aug 29, 2015 07:30 PM
Wayne Zuhl
Remax First Realty II - Cranford, NJ
The Last Name You'll Ever Need in Real Estate

LOL.

Aug 29, 2015 10:31 PM
Alan Kirkpatrick
Austin Texas Homes - Round Rock, TX
Alan in Austin

Bob Crane 

Nice choice for a repost. Did not see this first time around. 

Aug 29, 2015 11:43 PM
Marte Cliff
Marte Cliff Copywriting - Priest River, ID
Your real estate writer

Ouch!!

Aug 30, 2015 08:09 AM
William Feela
WHISPERING PINES REALTY - North Branch, MN
Realtor, Whispering Pines Realty 651-674-5999 No.

LOL...Yes, I would say I would be in the same boat...We jump through many hoops.

Aug 30, 2015 10:48 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

That's a funny one Bob. I missed this post by Joe.

Aug 30, 2015 11:11 AM
Lou Ludwig
Ludwig & Associates - Boca Raton, FL
Designations Earned CRB, CRS, CIPS, GRI, SRES, TRC

Bob

Great choice for a re-post.

Good luck and success.

Lou Ludwig

Aug 30, 2015 12:41 PM
Ryan Huggins - Thousand Oaks, CA
https://HugginsHomes.com - Thousand Oaks, CA
Residential Real Estate and Investment Properties

Funny one!  Thanks for the late night chuckle!  (it's 2306 here)

Sep 01, 2015 04:06 PM