The Nun in Hooters, Joke

The Nun in Hooters

 

 


A nun, badly needing to use the restroom, walked into a local Hooters.  The place was hopping with music and loud conversation and every once in a while "the lights would turn off."
Each time the lights would go out, the place would erupt into cheers.
However, when the revelers saw the nun, the room went dead silent.

She walked up to the bartender, and asked, "May I please use the restroom?
The bartender replied, "OK, but I should warn you that there is a statue of a naked man in there wearing only a fig leaf."
"Well, in that case, I'll just look the other way," said the nun.
So the bartender showed the nun to the back of the restaurant.

After a few minutes, she came back out, and the whole place stopped just long enough to give the nun a loud round of applause. !
She went to the bartender and said, "Sir, I don't understand. Why did they applaud for me just because I went to the restroom?"

"Well, now they know you're one of us," said the bartender, "Would you like
a drink?"
"No thank you, but, I still don't understand," said the puzzled nun.

"You see," laughed the bartender, "every time someone lifts the fig leaf on that statue, the lights go out.

Now, how about that drink?"

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Posted by April Hayden-Munson Realtor, Southeastern Wisconsin on 04/18/2008 12:55 PM   Comments (17)    
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17 Comments on The Nun in Hooters, Joke

April,

Aw, that's too cute! Tells a lot about human nature though, doesn't it?

04/18/2008 01:09 PM by Richard Weisser, Associate Broker, E-Pro ERA United Realty, Auctioneer, CE Author (Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty)

ooh this was a good one, I needed a chuckle today:) Thanks for the giggle!

04/18/2008 01:15 PM by Katharine Carey, Agent Carey- Realtor® (Sun-Mark Properties)

Richard - It sure does!  How red do think the nun turned?

 

04/18/2008 01:40 PM by April Hayden-Munson Realtor, Southeastern Wisconsin (RE/MAX Realty 100)

Good one. you know why nuns always travel in pairs, it's so one nun can make sure the other nun doesn't get none thats my only nun joke.. Thanks for the post Steve

04/18/2008 02:21 PM by Steve Loynd, Alpine Lakes Real Estate Inc., Loon Mt, NH.

Oh that's good Steve!! Thanks for commenting.

04/18/2008 02:25 PM by April Hayden-Munson Realtor, Southeastern Wisconsin (RE/MAX Realty 100)

Cute, thanks for sharing!

04/18/2008 04:30 PM by Penny Florence (Keller Williams-Salt Lake City)

April...good story...you can almost visualize it.

04/18/2008 04:44 PM by William Feela Whispering Pines Realty (Whispering Pines Realty)

Steve - Good one, thanks for putting it on here.  I read it out loud and had my office cracking up!  Thanks for the humor.

04/18/2008 06:11 PM by April Hayden-Munson Realtor, Southeastern Wisconsin (RE/MAX Realty 100)

Great joke April. I knew that nuns were up to no good. Take care.

04/19/2008 11:35 AM by JL Boney, III (Russell and Jeffcoat)

Katharine Carey,Realtor  you are welcome, pop by anytime for a giggle or two, makes the day go quicker.

Penny Florence - You are welcome!

William Feela Whispering Pines Realty - Exactly what I thought!! LOL

JL Boney, III - So, did you go to a Catholic school?? I mean, to know that nuns were up to no good.....

04/22/2008 12:26 PM by April Hayden-Munson Realtor, Southeastern Wisconsin (RE/MAX Realty 100)

HAHA.. I didn't see that coming.. Good joke. I love these great entertainment. Thanks for sharing

04/23/2008 09:23 PM by Andy Laughlin (ConnectRealty.com)

Good one!  Maybe someone here should make a video of THAT.

04/23/2008 10:43 PM by Georgina Hunter Maui Realtor R(S) (Jim Sanders Realty Inc. - Maui)

Nice joke.  Any friend of Zorro, is a friend of mine (the nun).

04/24/2008 12:49 AM by Robert Machado, CPM MPM Sacramento Area Property Manager and Property Management (HomePointe Property Management, CRMC)

Andy Laughlin - Thanks for stopping by, always glad to help someone chuckle.

Georgina Hunter Maui Realtor - Great idea - I haven't tried videos yet, but a funny one would be almost worth trying....

Robert Machado, CPM, MPM - giggle, thanks for stopping by Robert!

 

04/25/2008 12:34 PM by April Hayden-Munson Realtor, Southeastern Wisconsin (RE/MAX Realty 100)

April- That was so cute! Just remember be careful how you peep!!

05/01/2008 10:32 PM by Sharon Hampton (Re/Max Around The Mountains)

Love it!  Thanks for a great joke to share with folks!

05/02/2008 12:04 AM by Dick Betts (Dick Betts National Speaker)

Sharon Hampton - Yeah, that would be a bit embarrassing wouldn't it?  Thanks for stopping by.

 Dick Betts - You are welcome, thanks for stopping by!

 

05/03/2008 02:37 PM by April Hayden-Munson Realtor, Southeastern Wisconsin (RE/MAX Realty 100)

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