I am amazed at the disparity of the news of today. The news is one thing and the news anchor put thier SPIN on it. I wonder if I could, using all of my God (Yes GOD!) given talents, professional training and gift of Gab, put a News like Spin on a Real Estate Transaction.
As a Deal goes down in flames for buyers failure to finance.....
.......Mr. and Mrs. Homeseller, you have nothing to worry about. With the price of gas these days, we are actually very lucky. This buyer want to close in Largo and with that drive......how about this, I will find another buyer that will close the deal here at the house. Thereby saving you tens of dollars!!
As a home inspector (Shane Dollman from Bay Area Home Inspection).... finds termites that the "termite inspector" didn't find.
Mr. and Mrs. Homebuyer......did you know that in Afghanistan they don't have termites in houses. Now where would you rather live, in this nice house with a few termites....OR A WAR ZONE? The choice is yours!
Or when my title company finds a last minute lien that the seller knew about but didn't mention.....
Oh what a funny story this will make in 5 years.....well, let me take you back to your hotel so you can enjoy the pool and that wonderful happy hour again. It's not everyday that you get to sleep in a room that someone else cleans....
I guess i wouldn't make a very good newsman! Seems like ethics get in the way.
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