Hi Folks, I decided to combine a new Blooper Blog post with one I posted in October several years ago, because some of these gaffes are all-time classics. Here’s some "autumn color" for you, so please enjoy:
Amenities You Can Live Without
“Nothing speared” (That’s a good selling point…if you’re a tuna.)
“New plow price” (Uh, who's "plowing" whom?)
“Village ppl home” (Village People? This must be in West Hollywood.)
‘Built-in girl” (Caitlin Jenner I presume...)
“Good seals in attic and basement” (Maybe you should think about installing a pool…)
And Then There’s Dexter…
“New head in shower” (New inmate in San Quentin)
“Has sold bones” (That explains why only the head was found in the shower...)
“Scream in back” (No doubt this preceded the shower incident.)
“Corrections will be made” (Meet your new warden…)
From Left to Right
“Welcome Tea Party” (Uh, not so much. Here in L.A. the heads of Tea Party members are often found in the showers of Hollywood liberals. )
“Lots of cook air” (The cook should lay off the beans.)
“Just needs paint and flugging up” (It seems you did enough "flugging" up for everyone.)
“A true wander” (Just like your thought patterns…)
This Week’s Fave:
“Privates purchase” (That’s against the law… unless you’re a member of Congress of course.)
That's all until next time, folks. In the meantime - Spell and Sell!
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