I was sitting out in front of Barnes and Noble with my Cairn Terrier Charlie when an elderly couple (late 80's, early 90's) walked past. The woman stopped and asked whether my dog could read. I said yes. She then asked me if my dog spoke english. Going along with the the joke, I said "He's a Cairn Terrier which is a Scottish breed,so he obviously speaks english".
She then floored me with her next comment! She said, "My dog's a Shitzu and he likes pornography". That left me speechless!
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