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There are many benefits to having older friends.  They know more about history because they lived it.  They offer sound advice because they have ‘been there, done that'.  All of my faults do not seem to be a big deal to them.  Yes, many of my friends are a little older than I am.  Not by my own device.  It just happens.

I had a chat with one of my older friends a few days ago.  We were discussing the weather.  She recently became the owner of a chicken.  Yes, that is right.  It showed up in her yard one day and never left.  We named her and she has been a blessing.  My friend told me she had been acting ‘strange' all day.  I told her it was probably going to rain.

In fact, it did rain a lot that evening but that is not the point of my story.  I said, "I said son, my corns are burning. I think it is going to rain."  I followed it up with, "I keep my feathers numbered incase of an emergency."  She thought that was hilarious.  (My Fog Horn Leg Horn impression is very bad but she is biased).  She said we must have watched the same cartoons growing up.  She started to describe the rooster with a black head and large white body.  I argued that he had a red head and large white body.  After debating his true color, or lack there of, my friend said, "We watched the same cartoons but I was watching in black and white.  You viewed them in color!"

Ok, maybe you had to be there but it made me laugh very hard.  I have been chuckling about it ever since!

For all you single women out there I found a clip that would help you find a mate.  I couldn't find the cartoons with my favorite quotes but this is a good one!  http://youtube.com/watch?v=5-rlepwvoJ4

 
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26 Comments on "I say my corns are burning, I think it's gonna rain."

Fun post.  I also have older friends and I treasure each and every one of them.  One of my older friends went to the Dr and he asked her if she drank and she said yes, every night she has a glass of scotch with her husband.  The Dr said "do you think that is a good idea?"  Her response was "I know a lot more old drunks than I do old Doctors!"

04/27/2008 11:19 AM by Selling Homes in Western New York, Assoc. Broker, Terri Kern (Stovroff & Taylor Realtors)


Terri- I love her and I have never even met her!

04/27/2008 11:21 AM by Melody Botting Real Estate Network


I bought a chicken the other day. It's name was extra crispy and I think he's great.

04/27/2008 11:49 AM by JL Boney, III (Russell and Jeffcoat)


Come on, everbody likes alittle KFC.

04/27/2008 12:00 PM by JL Boney, III (Russell and Jeffcoat)


Melody...

I AM one of those "older friends" that spend a lot of time with younger people. I am most popular on trivia night at the local chicken wings (just a coincidence) joint. I do pretty well, but as the 25 year office manager who plays with me so succinctly stated "Trivia is easier for you Richard, you lived through MOST of it!"

04/27/2008 01:41 PM by Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty


Now that one hurt!

Richard- it's alright to be that older friend, just don't become that creepy guy at the play ground.

04/27/2008 02:25 PM by JL Boney, III (Russell and Jeffcoat)


Absolutely NO socks with sandels!

04/27/2008 03:50 PM by Melody Botting Real Estate Network


That chicken watched the weather forecast and you know it, Mel.

04/27/2008 04:04 PM by Amanda Hall * Texas Real Estate Broker (Hall Team Homes )


Amanda- Quick, look outside!  Do you see a donkey flying?  (you know I love you).

04/27/2008 04:34 PM by Melody Botting Real Estate Network


Mel...

Just a minute, I'm taking off my socks.

04/27/2008 04:55 PM by Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty


I thought I saw a flying donkey once when we were having the office painted, but it was just some jackass that fell off a ladder.

04/29/2008 04:47 PM by JL Boney, III (Russell and Jeffcoat)


Oops!  You saw that?  I was told it was supposed to be stable!

04/29/2008 05:57 PM by Melody Botting Real Estate Network


Melody...

Hey, that was really funny! Closest thing to a donkey in my office was a burro-ito!

04/29/2008 07:56 PM by Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty


If I eat too many burritos I will look like a gordita!

04/29/2008 08:17 PM by Melody Botting Real Estate Network


I see we are all getting ready for the holiday.

04/30/2008 04:25 PM by Melody Botting Real Estate Network


Heard y'all were having chicken quesadillas and salsa at the Diner. Got brewsky's?

04/30/2008 09:27 PM by Cameron Wilson: Murrieta/Temecula/ Menifee California Real Estate (Century 21 Tri Valley Realty)


Cameron- There is always a cold one for you here. Coronas for everyone.  Gotta do it right, amigo!

04/30/2008 09:30 PM by Melody Botting Real Estate Network


Ah crap...

Tomorrows the first of May ... where has the first four months gone?

04/30/2008 09:43 PM by Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty


So far?  To the IRS my friend.

04/30/2008 09:48 PM by Melody Botting Real Estate Network


Mel...

Oh yeah, what's tax freedom day now? Is it May 15th or so?

05/01/2008 03:57 PM by Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty


Richard- I would say that sounds about right.  I wonder if I will ever get 'used' to it.

05/01/2008 07:41 PM by Melody Botting Real Estate Network


Mel...

Well, it's gonna be worse for our kids and grandkids. What a mess we've left for them!

05/01/2008 08:18 PM by Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty


 

OK let's see, where was I ... oh yeah, based on all the latest promises of the candidates, we''ll be taxed into oblivion.

05/03/2008 09:07 PM by Coweta Fayette Real Estate, Inc. ERA United Realty


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