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Saturday Golf Humor

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Real Estate Agent with Mapleridge Realty, CT 203-206-0754 REB.0759001

A golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart. He had blood on his face as he began to climb out.

 

An attractive woman, who lived in a condo on the golf course, had been sunbathing on her patio. She heard the noise and looked up to see the overturned cart and the man with blood on his face.

 

 She called out, "Hello, are you okay?" "I'm fine, thanks," he replied. "You look bloodied and frazzled," she said. "Come to my condo. I'll bandage your cut and give you a drink. Afterwards I'll help you get the cart up." “That's mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife would like that." "Oh, come on," she insisted, as she adjusted the bikini on her sexy body. "I can see you've cut your head. It could be serious.

 

Let me take care of that right away. I'm a nurse." She was very persuasive and sexy, and he felt woozy from the accident. "Well okay," he agreed and added, "But my wife won't like it." She bandaged the cut on his forehead, and gave him a glass of brandy.

 

They talked about golf and he discovered she was an avid golfer with a four handicap. He confessed to a weakness in his putting, so she gave him a putting lesson ... holding him close as she did so.

 

He said, "I feel a lot better now, but I better get going. My wife will be really upset that I'm here with you." "Don't be silly," she said with a smile. "Your wife won't know anything about us. By the way, where is she?"

 

"Under the cart," he replied.

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Noah Seidenberg
Coldwell Banker - Evanston, IL
Chicagoland and Suburbs (800) 858-7917

Great punch line Ed, thanks for the humor.

May 14, 2016 12:26 PM
Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

Well - there always was Tiger Woods and his wife - who as I remember tried to put a golf club through his car window 

May 14, 2016 12:47 PM
Robert Havana
Park and Protect- Alberta Real Estate License Parking - Calgary, AB
Alberta Real Estate License Parking

i tell myself every year that this is the year i might actually get a few games of golf in, but it seems i never get more than 2 or 3 times.

May 14, 2016 01:07 PM
Endre Barath, Jr.
Berkshire Hathaway HomeServices California Properties - Beverly Hills, CA
Realtor - Los Angeles Home Sales 310.486.1002

Ha Ha I am belly laughing and I am not even a Golfer:)) but love a cute story:) so Ed has your wife forgiven you?:))))))Endre

May 14, 2016 03:27 PM
Joe Petrowsky
Mortgage Consultant, Right Trac Financial Group, Inc. NMLS # 2709 - Manchester, CT
Your Mortgage Consultant for Life

Good morning Ed. That must have been a difficult to explain.

May 14, 2016 07:47 PM
Roger D. Mucci
Shaken...with a Twist 216.633.2092 - Euclid, OH
Lets shake things up at your home today!

Bah Dum Chhh!  Now that is funny, I'm sitting here LOL Ed.

May 14, 2016 08:59 PM
Conrad Allen
Re/Max Professional Associates - Webster, MA
Webster, Ma, Realtor

Hi Ed.  That's awkward.  I do believe he is in big trouble.

May 14, 2016 09:35 PM
Sheila Anderson
Referral Group Incorporated - East Brunswick, NJ
The Real Estate Whisperer Who Listens 732-715-1133

Good morning Ed. I read this not so long ago either here or on Facebook. That said it is very funny.

May 14, 2016 10:25 PM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

Bah Dum Dum.. well he better make the best of a bad situation and send the Caddy back to get her!

May 14, 2016 10:53 PM
Kevin J. May
Florida Supreme Realty - Hobe Sound, FL
Serving the Treasure & Paradise Coasts of Florida

Ed, I can almost guess you posted this then rushed out of the house to your tee time. Some may not see the humor in it but you must love the game.

May 15, 2016 12:10 AM
Kathleen Daniels, Probate & Trust Specialist
KD Realty - 408.972.1822 - San Jose, CA
Probate Real Estate Services

LOL .. I did not see that punch line coming.  Yes, wife will be upset ... and with good reason. 

May 15, 2016 03:19 AM
Belinda Spillman
Aspen Lane Real Estate Colorful Colorado - Aurora, CO
Colorado Living!

That's a good one.  Poor wife!

May 15, 2016 06:49 AM
Larry Johnston
Broker, Friends & Neighbors Real Estate and Elkhart County Subdivisions, LLC - Elkhart, IN
Broker,Friends & Neighbors Real Estate, Elkhart,IN

Hi Ed Silva ,  Let's hope she was face down under that cart, thinking that it took a while to get help.

May 15, 2016 11:43 AM
George Souto
George Souto NMLS #65149 FHA, CHFA, VA Mortgages - Middletown, CT
Your Connecticut Mortgage Expert

Ed I heard this one the other day.  The ending was one I was not expecting.

May 15, 2016 11:56 AM
Dagny Eason
Dagny's Real Estate - Wilton, CT
Fairfield County CT, CDPE Homes For Sale and Condo

Happy Monday Ed!  Thank you for the chuckle this morning.  We had beautiful weather for golf this weekend!

May 16, 2016 01:11 AM
Sharon Tara
Sharon Tara Transformations - Portsmouth, NH
Retired New Hampshire Home Stager

Oh NO!  Under the cart?  LOL

I didn't see that coming.

May 18, 2016 05:53 AM
Debbie Reynolds, C21 Platinum Properties
Platinum Properties- (931)771-9070 - Clarksville, TN
The Dedicated Clarksville TN Realtor-(931)320-6730

Oh I didn't see that coming. That is a really good one, Ed.

May 19, 2016 03:07 PM