A golfer accidentally overturned his golf cart. He had blood on his face as he began to climb out.
An attractive woman, who lived in a condo on the golf course, had been sunbathing on her patio. She heard the noise and looked up to see the overturned cart and the man with blood on his face.
She called out, "Hello, are you okay?" "I'm fine, thanks," he replied. "You look bloodied and frazzled," she said. "Come to my condo. I'll bandage your cut and give you a drink. Afterwards I'll help you get the cart up." “That's mighty nice of you," he answered, "but I don't think my wife would like that." "Oh, come on," she insisted, as she adjusted the bikini on her sexy body. "I can see you've cut your head. It could be serious.
Let me take care of that right away. I'm a nurse." She was very persuasive and sexy, and he felt woozy from the accident. "Well okay," he agreed and added, "But my wife won't like it." She bandaged the cut on his forehead, and gave him a glass of brandy.
They talked about golf and he discovered she was an avid golfer with a four handicap. He confessed to a weakness in his putting, so she gave him a putting lesson ... holding him close as she did so.
He said, "I feel a lot better now, but I better get going. My wife will be really upset that I'm here with you." "Don't be silly," she said with a smile. "Your wife won't know anything about us. By the way, where is she?"
"Under the cart," he replied.
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