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Some of the most memorable homes I've shown are homes that my clients would never buy because of something really unique or bizarre. Still, the house was in some way unforgettable and my day was that much more interesting.

Often when showing homes to clients, we will see a dozen or more homes in one outing. As we discuss and compare the homes, inevitably somebody will give certain homes a name whereby they don't have to explain all the details of the house, but by which each person knows exactly which house the speaker is referencing. This isn't planned, it's just what happens. It's usually a prominent feature, feeling or aroma that becomes the key word.

Here are some of the names I've heard (and used) for houses over the years. My favorites (obviously) are the names for homes that are... let's just say, sub-par. Most are legitimately and successfully used as code-speak to clearly convey a particular house to the others involved in the discussion. See if you can guess why a particular name was used... it should be pretty easy.

 

The Smoke House

The White House

The Doll House

The Dr. Seuss House

The Pee House

The Crack House

The Pool Table House 

The Candle House

The House that's falling apart

The Hardwood Floor House 

The House with No Coat Closet 

The Tiny House

The Cabin House 

The Crooked House

The Haunted House 

The Dump House

The Incense House

The Bed & Breakfast House

The Tile House

The Swingset House 

The House with the View 

The Dog House (Bird House, Cat House, etc.)

The house where that kid was screaming in the neighborhood the whole time we were there

...and on and on.

 

If you're an agent, you probably remembered some of the houses that you've shown (or listed!) over the years.

If you have ever looked at homes as a Buyer, you probably helped invent some of these names.

 

Are there any special names for houses that I have forgotten? Remind me!

 

 

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18 Comments on The Crazy Nicknames We Give To Houses

You left out the S#%$ House.... :-) Just funnin', Benjamin. Hope your having a great week so far.

04/29/2008 12:06 AM by David Saks - Real Estate Broker (The Real Estate Mart of Tennessee, Inc.)


The "Cat" house; "Alice in Wonderland" house; "Swiss Family Robinson" House; "Mary Englebert House"........the Bachelor Pad.......Hmmm I think I'll have to make up a list of my own!  Great idea.

04/29/2008 12:23 AM by Liz Moras - Chilliwack (Vancouver, B.C.) Realtor (Real Estate Associate Broker for ReMax Nyda Realty)


I sold one a couple of years ago we called the "Termite House".  Termites holding hands where keeping the roof up.

04/29/2008 01:43 AM by Randy L. Prothero - Hawaii REALTOR® (Century 21 Liberty Homes)


Some interesting names. I have heard some of the nicknames you mentioned.

04/29/2008 06:39 AM by GITA BANTWAL, REALTOR BUCKS COUNTY, PA HOMES (ReMax Centre Realtors)


Benjamin, how about "The Wallpaper House" and the "Mean, Vicious, Scary Dog House" -- oh yeah, there's the "Ugly Pink & Green Paint House."

04/29/2008 06:41 AM by Brian Block -- Northern Virginia & D.C. Real Estate (RE/MAX Allegiance)


great memory jogger - Look at that Pink Home , Ho- there is a Purple House also - the Rainbow row

We had a builder who wanted zoning changes - so he built several homes and painted them pink, purple, etc - He told the planning board that he would redo the exterior if they would rezone a piece of land that he owned  adjacent to these homes.  He wanted to put up a strip mall with a convenience store.

The community passed an ordinance that solved the problem - he covered the exterior with brick - he did not get the property rezoned.

04/29/2008 07:26 AM by James Angelo (All Real Estate Options)


Benjamin,

If you visited our home at a normal time you'd probably refer to it as the 'full house' or 'fool house'...either one would suffice!!! :^) Thanks,   Fran

04/29/2008 08:41 AM by Fran 'The Title Man' Gaspari Title Insurance-PA & NJ (Patriot Land Transfer, Inc.)


We were just talking about this today.  When you used to watch films on improving memory they always said the best way is to associate it with something familiar.  There is the "catatonic dog house", the "Arabian Palace", etc.

04/30/2008 09:23 PM by Peter Wolf (Coldwell Banker)


Ben,

The first home I bought had a dead cat laying in the bushes right next to the front porch. And it became like Liz aid, the "cat house".

Great post! 

04/30/2008 10:10 PM by Jon Boyd Ann Arbor Real Estate Buyer's Agent (Home Buyer's Agent of Ann Arbor)


One of my favorites was "the house that smelled so bad I could taste it an hour later house"

04/30/2008 10:58 PM by Andrew Stone - EcoBroker® (Windermere Real Estate)


I showed a home last month and after we walked out the door my client said, "I think I need to go home and take a shower..." In all seriousness, I felt the same. This is a very rare occurrence, but I'm sure some of you have been there before!

04/30/2008 11:28 PM by Benjamin Clark - Exclusive BUYER'S AGENT - Salt Lake City, Utah (Homebuyer Representation, Inc.)


"The house that looks like a barn"

"The shag house"

"The Castle"

"The train house"

"The house with no yard"

05/01/2008 01:22 AM by Benjamin Clark - Exclusive BUYER'S AGENT - Salt Lake City, Utah (Homebuyer Representation, Inc.)


Benjamin: I too have seen a few silly house names in our area.

05/03/2008 01:17 AM by Roland Woodworth "Fort Campbell Area Realtor" (Exit Realty Clarksville)


The Pool House

The House on the Hill

The Creek House

The No Yard House

The Linoleum House

The House with no Sidewalk

The House with the Dead Lawn

05/03/2008 01:34 AM by Benjamin Clark - Exclusive BUYER'S AGENT - Salt Lake City, Utah (Homebuyer Representation, Inc.)


Yes, we have all heard them and I'll bet we could write a book of all the names we've heard.

05/18/2008 10:45 AM by Gerald Richards


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