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Monday Morning Funny 158

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Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

Teacher: "If I gave you 2 cats and another 2 cats and another 2, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "No, listen carefully... If I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven."
Teacher: "Let me put it to you differently. If I gave you two apples, and another two apples and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Six."
Teacher: "Good. Now if I gave you two cats, and another two cats and another two, how many would you have?"
Johnny: "Seven!"
Teacher: "Johnny, where in the heck do you get seven from?!"
Johnny: "Because I've already got a freaking cat!"

 

 

 

 

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Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker in DC, MD, VA and attorney in DC

Numbers never lie! I am surprised it took the teacher that long to figure it out! LOL

Jun 05, 2016 09:17 PM
Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. Kids say the darndest things and they are usually right! Enjoy your day!

Jun 05, 2016 09:21 PM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Perfect, leave it up to youth to give the right answer.

Jun 05, 2016 10:25 PM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

At least Johnny can count and add.

Make yourself an astonishng day.

Jun 05, 2016 11:59 PM
Libby Cousins
Extraordinary Processing - Spokane, WA
Contract Mortgage Processor, licensed in WA

Oh funny! I did not see that coming and was thinking that it had to do with multiplying. That will be a fun one to pass along to my kids!

Jun 06, 2016 03:18 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

yup and showing how our edumacational system is still working round the clock

Jun 06, 2016 12:01 PM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Hahahaha.... Even though we can figure out the punch line, this was still delightfully funny.

Jun 07, 2016 02:49 AM