The Lion & The Bull (Humor)

There was this mountain lion who had decided one day to go down to the village to find food. Coming down the mountain he spotted this dairy farm with hundreds and hundreds of cows and one big bull cow standing tall right in the middle. He waited for the right moment and charged the large bull taking him down with one fatal bite to the neck. The loin began to eat his kill and eat he did, he ate the entire bull within hours. After he was finished the lion began to roar as loud as he could to express his accomplishment. The farmer heard all the roaring and came running with his shotgun and shot the mountain lion.

The moral to this story is:  If you are full of Bull, keep your mouth shut.

This is another wonderful story from our Broker, Liz Loadholt.