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Do you ever STOP to think of your prospects reaction when you email them a new listing?  I try not to interject my own thoughts about particular street names to prejudice a buyers decision but often wonder - What were they thinking when the named this street?

One street I tend to point out while driving couples through town is "Lovers Lane".

Don't know why but it just strikes me as a silly place to live and raise a family.

I may say something like "How about living at 101 Lovers Lane"?  The wife may snuggle up to her husband with a suggestive little whisper, a witty husband once said "I'm well beyond lover 101, got anything on the 200 block?"

Lovers Lane may be cute but others just seem odd.  Would you like to see the house on North Roast Meat Hill Road?  Sounds like a great place to be fat, dumb and happy.  Certainly get your share of exercise every time you write the return address. Fortunately North Roast Meat is in a neighboring town where I generally do not travel.  I have enough difficulty with some of the names in my area.

Can I interest you in  Martleshamheath  Lane? Yea, you heard right, north of the circle off Dorset Lane out Rockland way. 

  I like simple names, short and sweet, but there are exceptions.  I ain't never gone down Gay Street and I especially wouldn't get there via Ben-Dover Way hitting the stiff right on Dipstick Drive..  ( not that there is anything wrong with that )

So... I'm curious to know, What are some of the strange, silly or stupid names in your part of the country?

Comments(40)

Suzanne Sands
Pavao Real Estate - Somerset, MA
Somerset MA Real Estate
This one is good...how the heck did I miss this?
Oct 23, 2007 03:00 PM
Lisa Rapose
ReDesign To Sell (TM) - Woodstock, CT
Divorce Court Street Sign
Oct 24, 2007 08:13 AM
Lisa Rapose
ReDesign To Sell (TM) - Woodstock, CT
farfrompoopen rd street sign
Oct 24, 2007 08:15 AM
No Longer Active
Real Estate - Fallon, MT
Lisa.... Those are funny......  You aren't just yanking my chain are you?
Oct 24, 2007 08:19 AM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
Lisa LOVES yanking your chain Dan! And she even brought her goggles!!!
Oct 24, 2007 09:01 AM
Lisa Rapose
ReDesign To Sell (TM) - Woodstock, CT
Who me?  I'm hurt...terribly hurt...  ;o)
Oct 24, 2007 09:22 AM
Sarah Nopp
South Sound, WA

We have some fun ones here- I just knwo the developer was having a laugh:

Jumpastump Lane
No Name Lane
Doggone Lane

 

Oct 24, 2007 09:33 AM
No Longer Active
Real Estate - Fallon, MT

Jennifer.. I'm sensing you enjoy the same thing.

Lisa.. I'd offer to rub it and make it better but this is a public post.

Sarah... Name like that have to hurt the property values... Unless it's just me that cannot except the stupidity of some names.

 

 

Oct 24, 2007 01:54 PM
Mehmet Met Dilsiz
FND Photography / M2 Real Estate Solutions - Midvale, UT
These are hillerious.. but the Farfrompoopin looks like photoshop miracle  :)
Oct 24, 2007 02:22 PM
Ann deVane
john greene, Realtor - Naperville, IL
Naperville Real Estate, GRI, CNC, CSC, ePRO

Dan - great post - obviously since you're still receiving comments 8 months later!

I have a story similar to Renee's.

In Naperville, Il many years ago, I lived in a subdivision that named the streets for Kentucky Derby winners, one of which was "Honest Pleasure".   Well we managed to buy a home on the corner of 69th St and Honest Pleasure.  For many years town crews would come out every Monday morning and replace the signs, because the high school kids would steal them.  One day after approx. 8 years the town had had enough and decided to change the name of the street to Cavalcade Circle.  My husband looked at me in surprise the day the new sign went up and said "I can't believe we never got a set of signs."  Too funny.

Also, some of the town names are interesting - in our county there is a town called - Downers Grove - Despite what a lovely community it is, it always sounded depressing to me especially when I first moved to the area.   Also I know in Michigan there is a town called Climax.  We pass it on our way to Canada, so we know when we're - half way there!

Oct 24, 2007 02:39 PM
Jennifer Monroe
Indigo Home Team powered by Compass - Charlotte, NC
Real Estate REALTOR®/Broker/Designer
Oh, you 'sense' that you know what I like Dan??? Do tell...
Oct 24, 2007 04:38 PM
No Longer Active
Real Estate - Fallon, MT

Mehmet... I was wondering the same thing but Lisa has been silent.

Ann... Suppose if you live in the area you get used to the names but inviting someone to dinner at 69th & Honest Pleasure might get them thinking dessert.

Jennifer.. Nothing very racy.  My senses say you enjoy keeping me confused as our telepathic talk travels east and west.   

Oct 25, 2007 12:28 AM
Erby Crofutt
B4 U Close Home Inspections&Radon Testing (www.b4uclose.com) - Lexington, KY
The Central Kentucky Home Inspector, Lexington KY

Penile Rd, Louisville, KY 40272

Frogtown Rd, Hindman, KY 41822

 Oral Ln, Rye, NH 03870  (Find your own cross street on this one)

 

Oct 25, 2007 12:59 AM
Lisa Rapose
ReDesign To Sell (TM) - Woodstock, CT

 http://www.usatoday.com/news/offbeat/2006-02-25-odd-street-names_x.htm

"Eisenstein said all the roads were verified, although some are private and hard to find."

The complete top 10 list included:

10. Tater Peeler Road in Lebanon, Texas

9. The intersection of Count and Basie in Richmond, Va.

8. Shades of Death Road in Warren County, N.J.

7. Unexpected Road in Buena, N.J.

6. Bucket of Blood Street in Holbrook, Ariz.

5. The intersection of Clinton and Fidelity in Houston

4. The intersection of Lonesome and Hardup in Albany, Ga.

3. Farfrompoopen Road in Tennessee (the only road up to Constipation Ridge)

2. Divorce Court in Heather Highlands, Pa.

1. Psycho Path in Traverse City, Mich.

Oct 25, 2007 04:58 AM
The All Pro Team
EXIT Realty Leaders - Crystal River, FL
I just love this blog!!  It is so funny.  We don't have too many names like you do but we have a lot of Indian names like Homosassa and Withalocochee  try saying those!  Thanks for the laugh.
Oct 25, 2007 05:02 AM
No Longer Active
Real Estate - Fallon, MT
Lisa...  Now that is how you prove your right!   Glad to see I can trust your word.
Oct 25, 2007 05:44 AM
Lisa Rapose
ReDesign To Sell (TM) - Woodstock, CT
Dan...  you bet your candy bars!
Oct 25, 2007 12:51 PM
No Longer Active
Real Estate - Fallon, MT
Lisa my dear, you are confused.  This is the street sign post not the one about Halloween Candy.... :-)
Oct 25, 2007 02:07 PM
Lisa Rapose
ReDesign To Sell (TM) - Woodstock, CT

Crystal clear, Bat Dan!

Oct 25, 2007 02:14 PM
Inna Ivchenko
Barcode Properties - Encino, CA
Realtor® • GRI • HAFA • PSC Calabasas CA

I'd love to live on Lovers lane:) 

But not on Divorce St...!

Apr 27, 2016 04:52 PM