DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE ON TUESDAY!

DO NOT FORGET TO VOTE ON TUESDAY! 

 A Republican, in a wheelchair, entered a restaurant one afternoon and
asked the waitress for a cup of coffee. The Republican looked across
the restaurant and asked is that Jesus sitting over there?" The
waitress nodded "yes!” So, the Republican requested that she give
Jesus a cup of coffee, on him.

The next patron to come in was a Libertarian, with a hunched back. He
shuffled over to a booth, painfully sat down,

and asked the waitress for a cup of hot tea. He also glanced across
the restaurant and asked, "Is that Jesus, over there?"

The waitress nodded, so the Libertarian asked her to give Jesus a cup
of hot tea, "My treat."
 

The third patron to come into the restaurant, was a Democrat on
crutches. He hobbled over to a booth, sat down and hollered, "Hey
there honey! How's about getting me a cold mug of Miller Light!" He,
too, looked across the restaurant and asked, "Isn't that God's boy
over there?"
 

The waitress nodded, so the Democrat directed her to give Jesus a cold
beer. "On my bill," he said loudly so everyone in the restaurant could
hear.
 

As Jesus got up to leave, he passed by the Republican, touched him and
said, "For your kindness, you are healed." The Republican felt the
strength come back into his legs, got up and began to praise the Lord.

Jesus passed by the Libertarian, touched him and said, "For your
kindness, you are healed." The Libertarian felt his back straightening
up, he raised his hands and he, too, began to praise the Lord.
 

Then, Jesus walked, with a huge smile on his face, towards the
Democrat. The Democrat jumped up and yelled, "Don't touch me.......
I'm on disability."
 

For Those Who Understand, No Explanation is necessary.

 

For Those Who Do Not Understand, no explanation is possible