Thursday Morning Funny 329

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1. During the middle of the meal, turn to mom and say, "See mom, I told you they wouldn't notice that the turkey was four months past its expiration date. You were worried for nothing."

2. When everyone goes around to say what they are thankful for, say, "I'm thankful I didn't get caught" and refuse to say anything more.

3. Load your plate up high, then take it to the kitchen, toss it all in the blender, and take your "shake" back to the table. Announce that it's the new Thanksgiving Weight Loss Shake

4. Prepare a several hour long speech to give when asked about your thankfulness. If necessary, insist that no one leave or eat until you have finished the speech.

5. Bring along old recorded football games and pop them in the VCR when dad's not looking. Make sure it is set to the last two minutes of the game when he comes into the room, turn off the VCR, and then turn on the regular TV.

6. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. Request that she bring photos.

 

 

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Rainmaker
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Lise Howe
Keller Williams Capital Properties - Washington, DC
Assoc. Broker and Attorney Licensed in DC, MD, VA,

these are truly funny - or you could just talk about politics! Either way - guaranteed to have people running for the door! 

Nov 23, 2016 08:41 PM #1
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Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Happy Thanksgiving Day to you and your family, Larry Gray.  Very appropriate funnies for the day. I especially like #5. You know, Larry, I always thought it was so unfair all the work that went into preparing a huge Thanksgiving Day dinner that took 20 minutes spent at the table. Then, when everyone is ready for a nap, the women are designated to kitchen duty while the men lounge in front of a football game on TV.  By all means, #5 on your list. 

Nov 23, 2016 11:14 PM #2
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Raymond E. Camp
Howard Hanna Real Estate Services - Ontario, NY
Licensed Real Estate Salesperson Greater Rochester

Good morning Larry,

It would be onw way to find the exit and a boot out the door!

Make yourself an astonishing Turkey day.

Nov 24, 2016 05:36 AM #3
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Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
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that would be a scary meal: 6. Bring a date that only talks about the tragic and abusive conditions known to exist at turkey farms. Request that she bring photos.

Nov 24, 2016 04:20 PM #4
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