After this they haven't called back. Maybe they are getting the message, Should they call back again I'm redy. A little humor for you on this day of Thanksgiving
"Hello sir, this is Doug. I’m calling about a problem you’re having with your computer." And today I'm ready for him and I interrupt him before he has a chance to take a breath. "I'm not really having any trouble with my computer but I'm having trouble with my dog. She's pooping out bubbles. Do you think she could have gotten into the dish liquid or have you ever heard of that before? Maybe since you work with computers you could look that up for me. Her name is Jessie and I swear, she goes out to do her business and it's like one of them bubble machines you get at Walmart for a kids birthday party." "Sir, I'm not equipped to help you with that. I'm calling to help you with a problem you're having with YOUR computer," says the man with the heavy Eastern European accent. "No, no, no. My computer is fine but I need some help with this dog. The neighbors have started sending their kids over thinking were having a party. I don't mind the kids but it just isn’t right to be accepting presents when we aren’t even having a party, just a dog with bowel problems. Now Doug, can you help me or not?" Click. "Doug? Doug? Are you there Doug?"
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