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Tuesday Morning Funny 334

By
Real Estate Agent with Real Estate Consultant SL3199919

 

 

There's a man trying to cross the street. As he steps off the curb a car comes screaming around the corner and heads straight for him. The man walks faster, trying to hurry across the street, but the car changes lanes and is still coming at him.

So the guy turns around to go back, but the car changes lanes again and is still coming at him. By now, the car is so close and the man so scared that he just freezes and stops in the middle of the road. The car gets real close, then swerves at the last possible moment and screeches to a halt right next him.

The driver rolls down the window. The driver is a squirrel. The squirrel says to the man, "See, it's not as easy as it looks, is it?"

 

 

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Wayne Martin
Wayne M Martin - Chicago, IL
Real Estate Broker - Retired

Good morning Larry. Still think they have the upper hand! Enjoy your day!

Nov 29, 2016 04:16 AM
Donald Urschalitz
Lubeck Realty Group - Jupiter, FL
P.A. Realtor ABR RSPS North Palm Beach County

Thanks for the smiles today.

Nov 29, 2016 04:56 AM
Raymond E. Camp
Ontario, NY

Good morning Larry,

Cute but will wait to see one driving first!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Nov 29, 2016 05:11 AM
Jane Chaulklin-Schott
TEAMCONNECT REALTY - (407) 394-9766 - Orlando, FL
TeamConnect Luxury Homes - Orlando, Florida, 32836

Larry, love it!  So that is how it feels to another. Hmmm.  Have a feeling your little joke will come more to mind from now on when I am driving locally :)

Nov 29, 2016 07:54 AM
Mark Loewenberg
KW of the Palm Beaches - Palm Beach Gardens, FL
KW 561-214-0370

yup groaners are good for our soul as well from time to time thanks Larry!

Nov 29, 2016 10:07 AM