“A Guilt Mind?”

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“A Guilt Mind?”

 

 

 

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where he knows her from.

So he asks, "Do you know me?"

To which she replies, "I think you're the father of one of my kids."

Now his mind travels back to the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "Are you the stripper from the bachelor party that I made love to on the pool table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my back with wet celery???"

She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's teacher."

 

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Rainmaker
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Barbara Todaro
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good morning, Joe Petrowsky that's a good one.... I've heard it before but it's still makes me laugh...

Dec 28, 2016 03:12 AM #1
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Desare Kohn-Laski Skye Louis Realty
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Joe Petrowsky Nice one for a nice laugh! Now, this should send a lesson to always clarify things first before giving an answer, if it's something which you barely had a memory of.

Dec 28, 2016 03:50 AM #2
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Kat Palmiotti
Grand Lux Realty, 914-419-0270, kat@thehousekat.com - Monroe, NY
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Hahaha. A simple, "and who are you?" would have been a better response!

Dec 28, 2016 04:21 AM #3
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James Dray
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Good morning Joe.  Sounds like he had a guilty mind, Thanks for the smile on this crusty old face.

Dec 28, 2016 04:52 AM #4
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Tom Arstingstall, General Contractor, Dry Rot, Water Damage Sacramento, El Dorado County - (916) 765-5366
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A reminder to get clear facts before showing all your cards.  lol

Thanks for the chuckle this morning Joe.

Dec 28, 2016 05:04 AM #5
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Raymond E. Camp
Howard Hanna Real Estate Services - Ontario, NY
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Good morning Joe,

An oldie and still a goodie!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Dec 28, 2016 05:06 AM #6
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. A twist on an oldie but goodie! Some degree of guilt here! Enjoy your day!

Dec 28, 2016 06:20 AM #7
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Joe. This is really funny. I hope you have a great day and a Happy, Healthy and Prosperous New Year.

Dec 28, 2016 06:53 AM #8
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Diana White-Pettis
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Joe,

Thanks for the great laugh.  That was too funny.  Have a Happy New Year!

Diana

Dec 28, 2016 06:03 PM #9
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Gene Mundt, IL/WI Mortgage Originator - FHA/VA/Conv/Jumbo/Portfolio/Refi
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Oops!  A good one, Joe Petrowsky ...

Looking forward to more from you in 2017 ... Happy New Year!

Gene

Dec 29, 2016 11:21 AM #10
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Hi Joe- I am laughing and also have a big smile on my face. 

Dec 29, 2016 04:49 PM #11
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Susan Haughton
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I came over to congratulate you on your latest point milestone but got a big laugh instead.  Good one!

Dec 30, 2016 05:34 AM #12
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Kathleen Daniels
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Joe, I did see that punch line coming.  

Congratulations on reaching the 2 Million Point Milestone.

Happy New Year!!

Dec 30, 2016 07:34 AM #13
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Love your sense of humor and always look forward to your posts, serious or not.  Have a fabulous 2017!

 

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