“This Dog Needs More Training”

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“This Dog Needs More Training”

 

 

As a butcher is shooing a dog from his shop, he sees $20 and a note in his mouth, reading, "8 lamb chops, please."

Amazed, he takes the money, puts a bag of chops in the dog's mouth and quickly closes the shop.

 

He follows the dog and watches him wait for a green light, look both ways and trot across the road to a bus-stop.

 

The dog checks the timetable and sits on the bench.

 

When a bus arrives, he walks around to the front, looks at the number, then boards the bus.

 

The butcher follows, dumbstruck. As the bus travels out into the suburbs, the dog takes in the scenery..

 

After a while he stands on his back paws, pushes the "stop" bell and gets off. The butcher follows.

 

The dog runs up to a house, drops his bag on the steps and barks repeatedly. No answer.

 

He goes back down the path, takes a big run and throws himself against the door. He does this over and over. No answer.

 

So he jumps on a wall, walks around the garden, barks repeatedly at a window, jumps off, and waits at the front door.

 

Eventually, a small guy opens it and starts cursing and shouting at the dog.

 

The butcher runs up screaming at the guy: "What the hell are you doing? Stop screaming at the dog....he's a !@#$%ing genius!"

 

The owner responds, "Genius, my arse. It's the second time this week he's forgotten his key!" 

 

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Rainmaker
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James Dray
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Good morning Joe.  Tell the guy I'll take that dog, even though I don't need another one.

Jan 11, 2017 03:07 AM #1
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Dennis Swartz
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Thanks Joe- totally good joke!

Jan 11, 2017 03:38 AM #2
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Kat Palmiotti
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Haha. That dog is definitely genius material, key or no key!

Jan 11, 2017 03:47 AM #3
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Raymond E. Camp
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Good morning Joe,

Training the key to everything.

Send him here I'll let him in!

Make yourself an astonishing day.

Jan 11, 2017 04:42 AM #4
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Wayne Martin
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Good morning Joe. Some application in real life! You can't satisfy some people! Enjoy your day!

Jan 11, 2017 05:18 AM #5
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Joe Petrowsky You sure caught me on this one this morning. A great way to begin a very busy day.

Jan 11, 2017 05:56 AM #6
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Lottie Kendall
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Hi Joe! Nice to say 'hello' again. Smart dog, dumb owner.

Jan 11, 2017 06:40 AM #7
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Sheila Anderson
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Good morning Joe and ta dum bum. What a story. Thanks for sharing. Have a good one.

Jan 11, 2017 07:13 AM #8
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Rebecca Lewis
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Was not expecting that. Thanks for the laugh this morning.

Jan 11, 2017 07:59 AM #9
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I love the joke and thank you for sharing it.

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Good one!  Where can I get 8 lamb chops for $20?  Must be a very small lamb.

Jan 16, 2017 06:05 PM #11
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