To kick start my New Year, I took an IQ test and the results were negative.
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The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass.
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When I thought about the evils of drinking in the New Year, I gave up thinking.
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You know its time for a New Year’s Resolution to lose weight when you step on a talking scale and it says, “One at a time, please!”
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Definition of a hangover: Wrath of Grapes
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